Seriously, you've been here that long? [He straightens up a bit and runs his hand through his hair again as if he's making sure it's still there.] Hey, if I was going to accidentally make a look it would be to accidentally make myself bald. Only I try not to picture that look. I'm amazing but I don't think I could do it. I'd need a cap and then I'd look like some celebrity ducking the fans.

[His shoulders relax a bit at the assurance she'll be ok. Maybe he's gotten a little attached to you in two years.] Who said that's a freak look. I was thinking you got pranked and the rest was just left over from some party.