moveslikestrider: (Her poison will wash away the memory.)
☀Dave Strider☀ [TG] turntechGodhead ([personal profile] moveslikestrider) wrote 2014-02-01 04:48 am (UTC)

what
are you serious
what do you have against fluffy flapjacks and melted butter??
did they do something to you
what shit
are you like john and allergic to something thats in way too many foods
seriously if you look up peanuts there a lot of things that he has to avoid or make himself
did you know they get sneaky with that
artificial nuts
beer nuts
cold pressed expeller pressed or extruded peanut oil
goobers
ground nuts
mandelonas thats peanuts soaked in almond flavoring
mixed nuts
monkey nuts which is really unforunate because lets face it
sorry sir he died from monkey nuts
say that again
monkey nuts
no seriously say that again im not sure i heard you
then a poor guys death becomes a laughing stock
nut meat now this one is really subjective and dubious
nut meat?? why the hell would you even call it that
who thought that up
who thought hey you know what lets call peanuts nut meat and confuse everyone
only the smart will survive if they are allergic
yes perfect idea
nut pieces
peanut butter
peanut flour
peanut protein hydrolysate
its like they sometimes just make up words
go on you allergic kids go on and run the puzzle gauntlet of is this safe or is this bad for me

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