yes i am serious you did it you broke the code you have become my equal in the solving of mysteries deducing all the hard-hitting questions like why words mean things and an extensive dissertation on the qualities and complexities of an assortment of nuts not to be confused with assorted nuts which while delicious have very little to do with the subject at hand but yes you have done it congratulations you have won a prize please allow three to five business days for delivery or just pick it up yourself from the ticker-tape parade being thrown in your honor it comes with a bouquet of roses and an embroidered sash and a crown the very best crown and all shall bow down before you and your mystery-solving prowess as you reign over them and spend the rest of your days putting your talents to use figuring out where people have left their keys or why they're called doughnut holes when they're not actually holes the resident guru of all the mysteries of life that no one has ever cared about that will be your job you will be the one to unlock their secrets it is you it is your destiny godspeed yon detective prince
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yes
i am serious
you did it you broke the code
you have become my equal in the solving of mysteries
deducing all the hard-hitting questions
like why words mean things
and an extensive dissertation on the qualities and complexities of an assortment of nuts
not to be confused with assorted nuts
which while delicious have very little to do with the subject at hand
but yes
you have done it
congratulations you have won a prize
please allow three to five business days for delivery
or just pick it up yourself from the ticker-tape parade being thrown in your honor
it comes with a bouquet of roses and an embroidered sash
and a crown
the very best crown
and all shall bow down before you and your mystery-solving prowess
as you reign over them and spend the rest of your days putting your talents to use figuring out where people have left their keys
or why they're called doughnut holes when they're not actually holes
the resident guru of all the mysteries of life that no one has ever cared about
that will be your job
you will be the one to unlock their secrets
it is you
it is your destiny
godspeed yon detective prince