You want me to recap all of it? In the interest of time, I'll attempt to summarize and hit the notable points.
You and your three friends (John, Jade, and Rose) are from Earth. Together, you participated in a game called SBURB, which is slightly different from SGRUB, the variant that the trolls played on their home world of Alternia. The point of SBURB has something to do with destroying the world via meteors and then creating a new world once the players involved have entered the game and won it. The game is played like a classic RPG; the four of you apparently all did quite well at it because you were all able to ascend to God Tier, which gives you a particular power boost, immortality, and a set of complementary pajamas. However, reaching God Tier also means you all died — you have my condolences.
Players of SBURB receive a class and an aspect. The aspect determines a player's power or area of influence, and the class determines how they control it or use it. Some of the classes include knights, maids, seers, and princes; aspects are things like time, light, and mind.
None of you were born; you were created (by John?) to play the game via a process known as ectobiology. John and Jade are related without precisely being siblings; I presume that means that you and Rose are likewise, and given your similar colorings, that theory would seem to hold out.
However, there's also an alternate universe where four other children played SBURB, and those players are somehow related to the four of you — in your own world, they were your parents or adult relatives, while in their world, the four of you were the adults. Thus resulting in the paradox where Roxy Lalonde could be Rose's mother and her daughter simultaneously, and vice versa. I presume Jake is related to Jade, given that he referenced a grandmother and I'm assuming that the relative ratio is one to one — if Rose is already someone's mother/daughter, then Jade is the only remaining girl to be Jake's relative.
(Which, by extension, suggests that Dirk is your parallel universe equivalent in some capacity, given the similarity in names and how much the two of you look alike.)
Do I need to go into what I know about the trolls and the gameplay of SBURB, or does that suffice?
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You and your three friends (John, Jade, and Rose) are from Earth. Together, you participated in a game called SBURB, which is slightly different from SGRUB, the variant that the trolls played on their home world of Alternia. The point of SBURB has something to do with destroying the world via meteors and then creating a new world once the players involved have entered the game and won it. The game is played like a classic RPG; the four of you apparently all did quite well at it because you were all able to ascend to God Tier, which gives you a particular power boost, immortality, and a set of complementary pajamas. However, reaching God Tier also means you all died — you have my condolences.
Players of SBURB receive a class and an aspect. The aspect determines a player's power or area of influence, and the class determines how they control it or use it. Some of the classes include knights, maids, seers, and princes; aspects are things like time, light, and mind.
None of you were born; you were created (by John?) to play the game via a process known as ectobiology. John and Jade are related without precisely being siblings; I presume that means that you and Rose are likewise, and given your similar colorings, that theory would seem to hold out.
However, there's also an alternate universe where four other children played SBURB, and those players are somehow related to the four of you — in your own world, they were your parents or adult relatives, while in their world, the four of you were the adults. Thus resulting in the paradox where Roxy Lalonde could be Rose's mother and her daughter simultaneously, and vice versa. I presume Jake is related to Jade, given that he referenced a grandmother and I'm assuming that the relative ratio is one to one — if Rose is already someone's mother/daughter, then Jade is the only remaining girl to be Jake's relative.
(Which, by extension, suggests that Dirk is your parallel universe equivalent in some capacity, given the similarity in names and how much the two of you look alike.)
Do I need to go into what I know about the trolls and the gameplay of SBURB, or does that suffice?