[He starts to look down towards his pants and jerks his head up so fast that can't even count as cool.] Why the fuck would he even go there?? He is not out to slip into my-

[You can all but see the !!!! as a lightbulb finally goes off in his head.]

No he didn't! He just put the dye in my shampoo and I'm-

[He shuts his trap a second time in sheer horror at what he was about to say.] We're not talking about this.