[He's pretty sure if he calls her little diva she'll punch him in the face. He's lanky, not scrawny ok.] You're in the land of pokemon, no joke. That flaming pony-

[Man, there's more irony in that than he can shake a stick at.] Is supposed to be your starter.

Ponyta is a pretty boss starter. I had the same thing when I first rolled in.

[And there's a shit ton of jokes around that too.]