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moveslikestrider) wrote2013-11-25 05:52 pm
moveslikestrider) wrote2013-11-25 05:52 pm
Scratch it [Video] Fourth wall [Action for Golden Rod]
[In the Game Corner at one of the tables a Dave in a black pants suit peels the wrapper off of a candy cane and peers at the spread on the table.]
I'm telling you, that asshole over there is cheating. It's all over his face, look at him.
[The person being pointed at cracks open a bottle of apple juice and takes a swig. Unlike the other Dave he's a little older with a shade monocle. His clothes aren't so fancy, just a plain shirt and jeans assemble as he fiddles with the stack of Doritos to his left.]
Look you just want to see me lose all of my hard earned chips. What's the world coming to these days that some wet behind the ears little snob can jeopardize a good game.
[A third Dave is the one people are used to seeing around. He waves a chip at the other two.] This is exactly what I've been saying but you weren't listening to me.
See. I warned you bro.
But do you listen? Nooooo.
[A fourth Dave, dressed in his red God-Tier pyjamas and with a Drifloon hat sat upon his head, fiddles with the stack of chips beside him to line them up perfectly before shifting his candy cane in his mouth to speak.]
Holy shit. I can’t believe this is even happening. Why is this happening.
[He reaches out to pick up a couple of his chips, tossing them into the center and looking at the first two Daves.]
How about instead of arguing you take these final moments to kiss your chips goodbye. Tell them you love them and give them a fond farewell before I rake them in.
I'm not giving them a weeping send off because I'll be opening my arms to the wide world of your precious cheesy friends.
[The third Dave responds as he leans back to study the cards going down on the table. He checks his cards and nods to the monocle wearing Dave. He's slid over a card as he discards one.] This is happening because every time the world goes wacko other versions of us show up. I'm just keeping you all in one place.
[ooc: Tags will be answered bymoveslikestrider, ollieoutie, realslimstrider or shaggy2cape]
I'm telling you, that asshole over there is cheating. It's all over his face, look at him.
[The person being pointed at cracks open a bottle of apple juice and takes a swig. Unlike the other Dave he's a little older with a shade monocle. His clothes aren't so fancy, just a plain shirt and jeans assemble as he fiddles with the stack of Doritos to his left.]
Look you just want to see me lose all of my hard earned chips. What's the world coming to these days that some wet behind the ears little snob can jeopardize a good game.
[A third Dave is the one people are used to seeing around. He waves a chip at the other two.] This is exactly what I've been saying but you weren't listening to me.
See. I warned you bro.
But do you listen? Nooooo.
[A fourth Dave, dressed in his red God-Tier pyjamas and with a Drifloon hat sat upon his head, fiddles with the stack of chips beside him to line them up perfectly before shifting his candy cane in his mouth to speak.]
Holy shit. I can’t believe this is even happening. Why is this happening.
[He reaches out to pick up a couple of his chips, tossing them into the center and looking at the first two Daves.]
How about instead of arguing you take these final moments to kiss your chips goodbye. Tell them you love them and give them a fond farewell before I rake them in.
I'm not giving them a weeping send off because I'll be opening my arms to the wide world of your precious cheesy friends.
[The third Dave responds as he leans back to study the cards going down on the table. He checks his cards and nods to the monocle wearing Dave. He's slid over a card as he discards one.] This is happening because every time the world goes wacko other versions of us show up. I'm just keeping you all in one place.
[ooc: Tags will be answered by
moveslikestrider, ollieoutie, realslimstrider or shaggy2cape]
video although tbh she could action in if they want, it's not like she's doing much
Oh, and hi, other Daves! I guess I'm outnumbered, but does this mean the Time players outnumber all the other kinds we have hereabouts for the moment?
action works
Keeping them in one place is paramount this time. Supposedly last time some girl me was running around and I didn't get to see it.
[Dave opens his coat pocket and offers her a candy cane while keeping his eyes on his cards.]
all the god tiers are zapping around anyway apparently
And I don't think I saw a girl you last time. At least...I don't think I did?
[ It's not something she remembers, if so, but hey, it's not like she remembers half of the stuff that happens during these, so.
Oooh, candy cane. Aradia will accept that happily and unwrap it immediately, either locating an empty chair or just floating in space because Why Not. Candy is apparently enough to keep her in one location. ]
I remember meeting a troll John, though.
it's their thing
[He uses a foot to offer her an empty chair between him and old as dirt Dave.]
Maybe we'll see older you around or something too.
they do it well
[ Aradia takes the offered chair cheerfully, smiling at old as dirt Dave as she does so. ]
Oooh, maybe! I wonder what I look like, then. Do god tiers even age, do you think?
actionjacking;
Sup Timesis.
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