It was such bullshit! [[Sipping almost angrily at her drink, she takes the fork and grumbles a little, kind of stabbing at the pie.]]

It probably is all John's fault. It was probably on purpose. Like 'oh hehehe this will be a great prank! I'll disappear on them just before Thanksgiving and then make a big tornado on top of it!'

[[That was totally a flawless mockery of John. Totally flawless.]]

'Get them all worried! It'll be great!!'