[Dave takes a quick swig of his drink and pops a stray slice of cinnamon covered apple that fell out of his slice of pie into his face.] OR he just zapped again and went, 'dave's wrong this isn't time travel! It has history altering with it's own rules!!!!'

Guess what. That's time travel, genius.

[He cuts off a bit of his pie and stuffs in his face. He grumbles.] Next time I see him I'll kick him in the shin and pin him down.