He would have to be the 'middle man' I know. [[She grins a little.]] But you say that like he would say no. You know how much he likes hot blondes, Dave. He would have one on each arm then.

And nonsense. If I were trying to breed Eldritch horrors, this relationship would get a lot kinkier a hell of a lot quicker. There would be tentacles and egg-laying involved at the very least.