[Text] Journey start

[moveslikestrider]

really
is this really how this is going to go down

this feels a little like dejavu but without the hey ive been here before
like the circumstances feel somewhat passingly familiar
me and some weird pony just hanging out and waiting to see whats up
maybe ill name her black beauty not that shes black
youre a she right
im not looking to check fyi
you do that on your own time

were new in town and too cool for school or so someone calling herself my mom seems to think
ive seen my mom shes way hotter than that
there is a clear path of how did this dude came to be when you look at mom
not so much here sorry lady
but you can keep thinking whatever thats cool

now seriously what the hell is going on

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Comments

[blackestheart]

[He laughs, and really it's only the flaming hoofbeasts that gets him to move his arm away. As slow as possible.]

Thought you were cool bro. Totally motherfucking chill. Why's something like that getting your nonexistent feathers in a ruffle?

[moveslikestrider]

There are just some lines you don't cross. That's one of them. [He keeps the guy in his sights as he moves out of the way. He's moving just as slowly, but ready to burst into his usual speed that's sadly reduced to half.]

[blackestheart]

[As delicious as it is to see Dave get angry, it's not nearly for the reasons he wants it to be. God damn complicated as fuck humans.]

You gotta chill my blasphemous brother. Just motherfucking relax. I ain't all meaning any harm here. Can't blame a motherfucker for wanting to get his chat on. That's at it is bro.

[moveslikestrider]

You can do that without getting touchy feeling with my person. [He's not angry, just annoyed and slightly disturbed. All that shows on his face is the he is not impressed expression.]

[blackestheart]

As motherfucking special as you all think you are, you ain't the only motherfucker who gets that. It's just how I motherfucking am. But I almost all up and forgot. Your lusus figure wasn't motherfucking into touchy shit that wasn't kicking the shit outta you. Makes you uncomfortable as fuck now. You think I don't know shit cause of two motherfucking conversations blasphemer. But you're up and forgetting the most important fact here. I could see your motherfucking life.

[Not like he had the patience or attention span to watch it all, but he had went over bits and pieces to find the right time to bitch at him.]

[moveslikestrider]

[Two years ago that would have had some weight. It still did but Dave has a maturity to handle things slightly better.]

That's right. Bro brought me up to function in society which means not touching people without asking. Don't you have better shit to do than wander after me? I'm going to be boring as shit to follow. [And making for a high spot to help the others cut their flight time.]

[blackestheart]

Have I not made it clear bro? Thought I was being pretty motherfucking obvious. Just wanna hang with you. But you're clearly too motherfucking pissy to care.

[moveslikestrider]

Then just hang, don't get all up in my business. [He leaves his hands free as he walks on, looking for a high spot.]