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really
is this really how this is going to go down

this feels a little like dejavu but without the hey ive been here before
like the circumstances feel somewhat passingly familiar
me and some weird pony just hanging out and waiting to see whats up
maybe ill name her black beauty not that shes black
youre a she right
im not looking to check fyi
you do that on your own time

were new in town and too cool for school or so someone calling herself my mom seems to think
ive seen my mom shes way hotter than that
there is a clear path of how did this dude came to be when you look at mom
not so much here sorry lady
but you can keep thinking whatever thats cool

now seriously what the hell is going on

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it's funny because you've been here before.
four times now, to be exact.
but yes, this is really how it's going to go down.
you really are in the land of pokemon now.
just like in the video games only the pokemon are real instead of pixels.
it's actually kind of great.
and "mom" does that to everyone. kind of creepy but at least you never have to hear from her again after this.

[He knows that motherfucking text. Gamzee has been in a bit of a down mood for the past several hours thanks to knowing that Karkat is so far away and there's nothing but assholes around here.

But that? That almost makes his fucking day.

What really throws the icing on the cake though is when he sees a flash of red out of the corner of his eye.]

Motherfucking miracles.

[So there's still a few out that. An impossibly wide grin on his face, Gamzee does his best to sneak up behind Strider. So what if he doesn't have the same stealth and speed as he did as a troll? Human bodies suck. But he wants to play with Dave a little, see if he can figure it out at first.

He stops a short distance away, crouching on the ground with a rather unsure looking Solosis on his head. He's back in his normal clothes after washing off the blood, but sadly his facepaint was a horrible tragedy that suffered in the water. Oh well, just makes it harder on the blasphemous bastard.]

Hey there motherfucker. You're looking pretty motherfucking lost. Need a hand?

shit better get used to it yeah i gathered i was in pokemon
which is a lot less weird than our entire lives but anyway
what do you mean ive been here four times
so she just sees kids off with a tearful little wave and a im so proud
that
isnt disconcerning at all

exactly what it sounds like. you were here for a while, then you left, then you came back.
and this is the fifth repetition of that cycle.
it happens sometimes. especially with people from our world, i've noticed.
yes, that is exactly what she does.

Edited 2012-09-16 10:10 (UTC)

[He's been on high alert since well, the event he's not thinking about that caused him to lose sleep. Dave hears the approach and stands perfectly still. Paranoia wars with annoyance while his Ponyta snorts at his side.

Well at least this pony wasn't crushed under his baby ass. The moment Gamzee speaks Dave turns to face him.]

Why does everyone seem to think someone standing still and looking around means there's lost. It's the opening liner to every conversation with a stranger. Are you lost. Maybe I have more of a clue what I'm doing here. Kinda surprised you're even around.

ugh
thought i was done with looping or at least being out of the know
well lay it on me
is this legit just like the pixelated capture and fight program we know or is there a hidden twist
like you reach the edge of it and suddenly holy shit everything is out to eat you instead

[As fast as he can move, which is only about half as much as before he notices with annoyance, he's standing directly in front of Dave looking down at him.

He'd seen him briefly, just recently. But there were too many people around, too many motherfuckers all on edge at the slightest wrong move he made. Too much shit going on to properly get acquainted. He thinks that needs to be fixed.]

You got an idea of who I am motherfucker?

Not even the slightest clue. It's not like I just expressed surprise you were out and about. Totally wasn't a thing. Dude obviously I do or I wouldn't have said anything. [He's got more important shit to do. Like talk to John after two years away from his best bro. Dave puts enough sarcasm into his voice to sink a battleship.]

[He snorts at that, but remembers time fuckary a little too late. The motherfucker knew about him going into hiding for a while when he'd just did it. So fucking unfair.

He doesn't back down, but his posture does slouch out of the offensive stance he'd been in.]

Shit bro, you all up and ruined the motherfucking surprise. Wasn't motherfucking expecting you to catch on. Or for a motherfucking blasphemer to be further in the timeline than me. Just went into motherfucking hiding bro. Didn't even have more than an hour before this place up and snatched me here.

Daveja~-vu! I'd say I've seen this face around three times now.

[He's beaming at the 'gear, obviously happy for your return.]

Welcome back, kiddo.

Let's recap my title and powers. Knight of Time. [That said he pats his pony and starts to walk away. He wants to get started with his Pokemon journey already.]

thanks i guess
so i keep getting to know you
is that how this has gone on for three loops

[He nods.] They say third time's the charm.

I~'m your Other Father. [He's grinning like a madman, giving a little half-circle wave over the 'gear.]

Your fantastic Other Mother's here too.

IF YOU REALLY ARE THAT CYNICAL ABOUT WHAT GENDER THE THING IS
JUST CHECK THE GODDAMN GEAR.

other father
is this like some code word im not getting here
because dude im drawing a big ass blank

[He raises a brow, a smirk on his lips.] Nope! We're here to care for you and give you what you need- if you need us of course.

[And because you lack parents here- or Bro- you automatically qualify, Dave.]

because thats so what i give a shit about
yeah i totally care about a flaming horses junk
let me get right the fuck down there and look
wait what do you mean check the gear
hold up
ok cool pony is a girl
bb it is
so how long have you been here
and how many times have you seen me pass through
seeing as this is supposedly a thing i keep doing
rolling through the revolving doors of land pokemon and ollieing the fuck outie

for the most part, it is.
kanto is even a region next to this one.
but sometimes there's some weird shit that goes on.
and team rocket is getting better at doing their job.

this is starting to sound like the big white van deal
tell me oh other father is my sister here

oh so they connected everything to finally make it make sense
ill drop over here out of shock
what
it took them long enough
take it youve run into them a few times

Edited 2012-09-16 18:13 (UTC)

[Sorry Dave, you've got a troll turned human following after you like some sort of deranged puppy.]

Ain't all up to running that mouth of yours in person are you?

[Second Dave to mention a big white van... and he still doesn't know what that means.]

Y'mean Rose, or your other Other sisters? [He thought you didn't remember those. :O]

Oh look, they dragged your annoying ass 8ack.
Just gr8.

YOU'RE MAKING EVEN LESS SENSE THAN THE OTHER GUY, DAMMIT.

[Romano makes a barely passable attempt at keeping himself hidden from anyone. It's not working at all.]

Maybe I'm just busy. [You do that. He'll keep walking.]

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