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really
is this really how this is going to go down

this feels a little like dejavu but without the hey ive been here before
like the circumstances feel somewhat passingly familiar
me and some weird pony just hanging out and waiting to see whats up
maybe ill name her black beauty not that shes black
youre a she right
im not looking to check fyi
you do that on your own time

were new in town and too cool for school or so someone calling herself my mom seems to think
ive seen my mom shes way hotter than that
there is a clear path of how did this dude came to be when you look at mom
not so much here sorry lady
but you can keep thinking whatever thats cool

now seriously what the hell is going on

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[Sorry Dave, you've got a troll turned human following after you like some sort of deranged puppy.]

Ain't all up to running that mouth of yours in person are you?

Maybe I'm just busy. [You do that. He'll keep walking.]

That motherfucking eager to get your shit on the road? Maybe I'll join you.

[He's cool with walking bro.]

[To this Dave doesn't reply. He's already a bit ahead with long strides of his fifteen year old legs. He can't flash step but he could always move fast without seeming to.]

[Gamzee's always been tall for his age anyways, he keeps up with Strider's stride easily.

But he doesn't like being ignore.]

You got a motherfucking problem bro? Seem pretty off your usual shit.

You wouldn't know my 'usual shit' because you've been hide and honk for two fuckin years. Before that you only pestered me twice. I'm a special flower you have to watch me twenty four seven to even get a glimpse at all I have to offer. [On he goes, pausing only to listen. He's ready to start catching new things if he can.]

[It's really hard not to punch a motherfucker. Maybe draw some of that strawberry blood of his, compare and see if they really got the same shit in their veins now. But dammit he'd made a promise to Karkat not to start anything.

Strider is making it very difficult to keep that promise.]

Something motherfucking wrong with wanting to bug a motherfucker I know?

[So maybe he's not really as okay with the whole being alone thing as he let Karkat believe. But why the fuck does Strider have to be the only asshole around? Those cute little strangers are looking more tempting by the minute. He tries to be friendly, and he's just reminded of why he hates this motherfucking blasphemer like burning.]

Did I ever say that? I'm trying to recall if I did and I'm drawing a blank here. I thought I said you don't know my usual shit enough to make that call. How hard is that to figure out?

[He makes an off hand gesture.]

So no, I don't have any problems. Maybe the dude with the problem is you. Call me crazy here, but if wanted a conversation you could have just asked for one.

You're all trying to ignore me. Barely motherfucking noticing me at all. Rude bro.

Now you're just reaching. I'm taking time out of my day to talk to you. I just happen to be doing other things too.

[Personal space? Gamzee proves this is not something he's familiar with as he steps up his pace to drape an arm right over Dave's shoulders.]

Then you gotta slow the fuck down bro. Chill your motherfucking tits and enjoy the view. Ain't like anyone's in a hurry here. Ain't no motherfucking demon barkbeast chasing us.

[He pauses at the arm and gives Gamzee a raised eyebrow. Move the arm man, so not cool.] Nah, I'm fine with going at my own pace.

[Nope, that arm isn't going anywhere. The fact that it actually got a reaction out of Dave makes him just tighten his hold on him just enough to be noticed.]

You planning on going out all your motherfucking own? Not even motherfucking considering getting yourself a bitchtits group?

Me and the pony will make it hapen. [Dave responses as he moves to slip out and move on. Wow you're really annoying now that you're in his business.]

[Trying to escape only makes that arm slip down to his waist to get a better hold on him.]

See, there you all go. Being the chillest motherfucker who's a lone soldier. You're all used to being on your own. Didn't have it any other motherfucking way in the game much. Or at home. Too motherfucking bad Calbro couldn't join us. I'd give him to you as a going away present.

[Ok, we've reached this has gone too far. Dave goes for that arm to yank it off.] Didn't you know randomly grabbing a dude just isn't cool? Especially if you've slid down past the shoulders. This is my way of saying I'm not down with this. Paws off.

[Lady B stamps her hoof and the heat of her flames increases.]

[He laughs, and really it's only the flaming hoofbeasts that gets him to move his arm away. As slow as possible.]

Thought you were cool bro. Totally motherfucking chill. Why's something like that getting your nonexistent feathers in a ruffle?

There are just some lines you don't cross. That's one of them. [He keeps the guy in his sights as he moves out of the way. He's moving just as slowly, but ready to burst into his usual speed that's sadly reduced to half.]

[As delicious as it is to see Dave get angry, it's not nearly for the reasons he wants it to be. God damn complicated as fuck humans.]

You gotta chill my blasphemous brother. Just motherfucking relax. I ain't all meaning any harm here. Can't blame a motherfucker for wanting to get his chat on. That's at it is bro.

You can do that without getting touchy feeling with my person. [He's not angry, just annoyed and slightly disturbed. All that shows on his face is the he is not impressed expression.]

As motherfucking special as you all think you are, you ain't the only motherfucker who gets that. It's just how I motherfucking am. But I almost all up and forgot. Your lusus figure wasn't motherfucking into touchy shit that wasn't kicking the shit outta you. Makes you uncomfortable as fuck now. You think I don't know shit cause of two motherfucking conversations blasphemer. But you're up and forgetting the most important fact here. I could see your motherfucking life.

[Not like he had the patience or attention span to watch it all, but he had went over bits and pieces to find the right time to bitch at him.]

[Two years ago that would have had some weight. It still did but Dave has a maturity to handle things slightly better.]

That's right. Bro brought me up to function in society which means not touching people without asking. Don't you have better shit to do than wander after me? I'm going to be boring as shit to follow. [And making for a high spot to help the others cut their flight time.]

Have I not made it clear bro? Thought I was being pretty motherfucking obvious. Just wanna hang with you. But you're clearly too motherfucking pissy to care.

Then just hang, don't get all up in my business. [He leaves his hands free as he walks on, looking for a high spot.]

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