[Text] Journey start

[moveslikestrider]

really
is this really how this is going to go down

this feels a little like dejavu but without the hey ive been here before
like the circumstances feel somewhat passingly familiar
me and some weird pony just hanging out and waiting to see whats up
maybe ill name her black beauty not that shes black
youre a she right
im not looking to check fyi
you do that on your own time

were new in town and too cool for school or so someone calling herself my mom seems to think
ive seen my mom shes way hotter than that
there is a clear path of how did this dude came to be when you look at mom
not so much here sorry lady
but you can keep thinking whatever thats cool

now seriously what the hell is going on

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[moveslikestrider]

and you dont get sarcasm
john told me you were here
spoiled your surprise if it could be even be called that

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[8etterl8]

Well I'm sure even if John ruined the surprise you're still stunned by my sheer amazing a8ility to 8e completely the 8est at everything I do.
And you can take your sarcasm and shove it!

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[moveslikestrider]

ok where

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[8etterl8]

Wherever you idiotic humans shove stupidly idiotic things, like your stupid sarcasm!

[Nope, she didn't miss him at all.]

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[moveslikestrider]

why is it everyone goes hey you cram it
yet they never pick a location for it
what if i dont put it there what if i put it over here
or maybe i put it down there or up here
you never know man
you never know

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[8etterl8]

Like I actually care where you m8taphorically stuff it.
It's just a dum8 term anyway!

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[moveslikestrider]

yet you use it anyway

not here/kind of

[blackestheart]

[Gamzee can think of a place where he could shove it. Can even think of a whole rap to go with it. But he's pretty sure voicing those opinions will not lead to anywhere good with anyone and may in fact get him in trouble with Karkat.

So Dave can just deal with a creepy smile as Gamzee's imagination wanders.]