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really
is this really how this is going to go down

this feels a little like dejavu but without the hey ive been here before
like the circumstances feel somewhat passingly familiar
me and some weird pony just hanging out and waiting to see whats up
maybe ill name her black beauty not that shes black
youre a she right
im not looking to check fyi
you do that on your own time

were new in town and too cool for school or so someone calling herself my mom seems to think
ive seen my mom shes way hotter than that
there is a clear path of how did this dude came to be when you look at mom
not so much here sorry lady
but you can keep thinking whatever thats cool

now seriously what the hell is going on

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so about as long as john
wait the juggalo is human as far as i can tell
did this apply to you too

[ flipping on video here. ]

It applies to everyone that isn't born human. I think the mutations from the attack on the Centers are slowly fading, but I guess it must be hard to fucking tell. m

[He flips video on in return, one eyebrow raised as he takes in human Karkat. He's known the troll version for two years so this is a little on the weird side. Wait what?] Hold up, attacks on the Centers?

[He adjusts his screen as if he didn't hear that quite right.] Fill me in here and guess I'll tell you whatever you want to know about my end.

[ there's not much difference, right? same hair, albeit an inch or two longer. nice red irises.

meh! ]

What's there to know? We were zipping through space at the speed of light...

[ shrugs and thinks about how to describe this. ]

Back in July, there was some weird "disease" that hit the area. People started to get these powers based on pokémon abilities and shit. Then the mutations came a few days later.

During this time, some assholes - probably Team Rocket and I have a theory they were behind all of this - decided to use their powers to blow up the Centers in Ecruteak, Goldenrod, and Saffron.

[Minus grey skin, yellow eyes, and the horns yeah. Same grump though.]

Yeah that's pretty much all we've been doing. Drinking coffee and doing jack shit.

[At this he pauses trying to picture it.]

What happened to the affected people?

Ask John to turn on his video. That would explain it better than my stupid rambling, wouldn't it?

Mine's already gone anyway.

K, I'll be sure to do that. [He seems to think on something and adds.] So just to check, what time point are you from?

The last thing I remember doing is storming away from the fishbitch that thought I was cool.

[ not sure he'd make the SAME decision now, but hey... ]

Ok, so a bit back from me but not by much. At least someone is nearly on the same page. You really didn't miss much. I didn't really pay too much attention because it didn't really apply to us. More seer shit for them to puzzle over and process then feed to us in their long winded jargon.

Goddamn it. I fucking hate that shit. Let them puzzle over it. I don't even have any more fucks to give out.

Exactly. That's their deal. Mine is waving a sword about and looking all threatening.

Oh yeah. I feel mighty fucking threatened.

Do I look like I'm in the mood to be imposing dude. [He got yanked out of dream bubble shit so he probably looks more tired than anything else.]

[ man, so is Karkat. he's just more stressed than usual. ]

You look about as thrilled as me.

Look. I also have some eggs I was selling. There's some electric zebra, growlithe, raltz, and gastly ones left.

[Join the club Karkat. Or rather he's joining club I can't sleep there's shit out there in the dark. His eyebrows both shoot up.] There's an electric zebra. Seriously?

It's called a Blitzle. Evolves into Zebstrika, I think.

Oh right. I guess I have some Swablu left too. Doubt you'd be into the giant fluffy dragon birds.

[He blinks behind his shades and shakes his head.] Weird as that is, I'll pass. I'll take a Blitzle. Want anything in return? I mean I don't think Lady B is old enough to breed, but I can promise that later.

Eh... That weirded me out enough just by you offering future eggs that I'm going to say no. It'll be in the PC when you get to Cherrygrove.

What? What was so weird about it? Though not going to lie here, this is the most civil conversation we've ever had.

Promising breeding profits. Just.. Yeah.

It is, but I contribute that to the fact I'm too close to a freakout to actually be a little bitch.

I'm just trying to play nice.

Noted. And I'm too tired and making zero sudden moves right now. [Because that would be bad news bears and Gamzee would stop being just disturbing.]

If you can play nice, I guess I can try too.

[ worst part? he actually means that. Dave gets on his nerves, yes. but a lot of the main reasons for contention aren't existent in Pokéland. ]

Cool, treaty is signed and dated for a ceasefire.

[He wants to punch Karkat at times but right now he's trying to not piss him off.]

[ yeah... ]

...Is Gamzee following you and shit?

Yep and being handsy. Or trying to be. I'm trying to put a little distance between us.

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