[Finally clad in a shirt that fits and a pair of jeans he just stares at the messages. He scrolls through them, reading the text and paling at somethings and thankful for others. Namely that he was in the center and safe from tampering.]
oh my god cant you wait until a guy has clothes on that fit i mean thats a huge deal because i was threatening to pop seams and get arrested for being too beautiful genetics made me like andonis it is me and no im not sporting the dye anymore this is all golden sunkissed sweet sweet tresses here though i got enough if i spike it i could pull off your look maybe i should do that once eventually some day i dunno im going to root around and see interests i can develop here chill out i was only asleep for a week even if it feels like way longer than that wait do you mean blake the cop fuck bro you do not mess with cops did you get arrested did he bust you are you in the slammer and thats why you didnt visit do you need bail dont go making that laughter god damnit
June 20th- text
oh my god cant you wait until a guy has clothes on that fit
i mean thats a huge deal because i was threatening to pop seams and get arrested for being too beautiful
genetics made me like andonis it is me
and no im not sporting the dye anymore this is all golden sunkissed sweet sweet tresses here
though i got enough if i spike it i could pull off your look
maybe i should do that once
eventually
some day
i dunno im going to root around and see interests i can develop here
chill out i was only asleep for a week even if it feels like way longer than that
wait do you mean blake the cop
fuck bro you do not mess with cops
did you get arrested
did he bust you
are you in the slammer and thats why you didnt visit
do you need bail
dont go making that laughter
god damnit