Of course I can. Can't you tell when I am teasing you in kind?
[Shut up she totally knew that. Shut up, shut up, shut up.]
Remember a while ago when I mentioned that I may or may not have gotten a handful of John's penis?
And good! It is integral that the eight of us all get along smashingly. And really you were the only one I was worried about. I don't know about you but I love mom and dad. And Jake and Jane are pretty damn cute. If you know what I mean. ;) Kidding aside, I'm glad you're having a good time with them. Even if you're being quiet and observing them like you would wild Pokemon. I realize it's really interesting, Dave, but be careful. You're playing with fire letting them get in touch with their inner Pokemon.
You don't want to know what one through four did. Or I guess you don't want to know how immature he and I were. Because I'm looking back on it now and a lot of the fights we got in were because I was being immature. Mind you, he was being equally as immature. But. It's an embarrassing time. One was the worst but that's when we were youngest so that's probably why. I felt bad for the ones that followed and had to deal with me. Moral of the Dave Saga is that we are the best twins around and I couldn't ask for a better brother. And if you leave again I will drag your specific ass back and skin it. And I will take my damn time in doing so. It will be agonizing. I will do it piece by little piece. Just a square at a time of skin being cut off your sorry ass. Just so we're clear.
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Can't you tell when I am teasing you in kind?
[Shut up she totally knew that. Shut up, shut up, shut up.]
Remember a while ago when I mentioned that I may or may not have gotten a handful of John's penis?
And good!
It is integral that the eight of us all get along smashingly.
And really you were the only one I was worried about.
I don't know about you but I love mom and dad.
And Jake and Jane are pretty damn cute.
If you know what I mean. ;)
Kidding aside, I'm glad you're having a good time with them.
Even if you're being quiet and observing them like you would wild Pokemon.
I realize it's really interesting, Dave, but be careful.
You're playing with fire letting them get in touch with their inner Pokemon.
You don't want to know what one through four did.
Or I guess you don't want to know how immature he and I were.
Because I'm looking back on it now and a lot of the fights we got in were because I was being immature.
Mind you, he was being equally as immature.
But.
It's an embarrassing time.
One was the worst but that's when we were youngest so that's probably why.
I felt bad for the ones that followed and had to deal with me.
Moral of the Dave Saga is that we are the best twins around and I couldn't ask for a better brother.
And if you leave again I will drag your specific ass back and skin it.
And I will take my damn time in doing so.
It will be agonizing.
I will do it piece by little piece.
Just a square at a time of skin being cut off your sorry ass.
Just so we're clear.