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Of course I can.
Can't you tell when I am teasing you in kind?

[Shut up she totally knew that. Shut up, shut up, shut up.]

Remember a while ago when I mentioned that I may or may not have gotten a handful of John's penis?

And good!
It is integral that the eight of us all get along smashingly.
And really you were the only one I was worried about.
I don't know about you but I love mom and dad.
And Jake and Jane are pretty damn cute.
If you know what I mean. ;)
Kidding aside, I'm glad you're having a good time with them.
Even if you're being quiet and observing them like you would wild Pokemon.
I realize it's really interesting, Dave, but be careful.
You're playing with fire letting them get in touch with their inner Pokemon.

You don't want to know what one through four did.
Or I guess you don't want to know how immature he and I were.
Because I'm looking back on it now and a lot of the fights we got in were because I was being immature.
Mind you, he was being equally as immature.
But.
It's an embarrassing time.
One was the worst but that's when we were youngest so that's probably why.
I felt bad for the ones that followed and had to deal with me.
Moral of the Dave Saga is that we are the best twins around and I couldn't ask for a better brother.
And if you leave again I will drag your specific ass back and skin it.
And I will take my damn time in doing so.
It will be agonizing.
I will do it piece by little piece.
Just a square at a time of skin being cut off your sorry ass.
Just so we're clear.

i cant decide if i want to be touched or horrified
but if you leave ill drag you back
even if i have to find some legendary to do it

hey i dont see anything wrong with my inner pokemon
why not let them get in touch with theirs
wait whats your inner pokemon
or mine wait not mine is some form of a fire poke
not rapidash
dont bring up the cuteness of those two
i see your plan

and uh yeah i remember that talk about the iron giant
why

Likely a healthy mixture of both.
And alright, deal.

You know, before I would have likely said something like Tentacruel.
Or Skitty.
Or something like that.
But I think after certain events here, I'm probably still Yamask deep down somewhere.
You?
Hmm...
I honestly think you would be a Rapidash.
It fits you very well.
But if you're really adverse to that, perhaps a Scyther.

Well, that was back at Mt. Moon.
Christmas Eve, John surprised me with a gift that lead into that happening again, only this time he actually asked me to.
In his own way, of course.
Which is also big, and we can talk about that too.
But that's not what I wanted to tell you.
So on the boat he...wanted to reciprocate.

[What? The line doesn't click...at first.]

[What is she-]

[Oh.]

[How. Does he even answer that.]

glad to see you two are proceeding at your own pace
im going to go ahead and assume youre feeling better
i dont have to be big brother or best friend going yooo get your act together
no youre just fine and dandy and totally chill
awesome
not that im saying fooling with each other is required to have your act together
just so long as both want to it its an awesome thing
yeah

and what so you think i run around while on fire
am i the special unicorn in your eyes

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