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[moveslikestrider]

Dave: Get your damn gear.

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[moveslikestrider]

you see
what do you mean you see

[plushaeusrumpified]

exactly what it says on the tin.
i have eyes.
and i see what you said.
thats all.
gosh.

[moveslikestrider]

and your thoughts on what i said

[plushaeusrumpified]

i am nothing short of intrigued.

[Really, really fucking intrigued.

And scheming.

Scheming hardcore.]

[moveslikestrider]

its nothing to be intrigued about

[As he dances around the subject like a pro.]

theres some stuff going on with it she doesnt know from her timeline perspective
not stuff im ready to talk about fyi
got to sit on it
it really doesnt matter here

[Not ready, usually implies Dave is sitting on some shit he's got a decision made on.]

bottom line is im not focusing on dating anyone

[plushaeusrumpified]

theres everything to be intrigued about.
but what im most intrigued about now is the stuff youre not ready to talk about.
as in you dont wanna talk about it at all,
or just with her?
because i want in on these secrets.
your hair isnt very big.
so you cant fit many in there.
let some of em out.

and also why the fuck are you not focused on dating.
i mean even if youre not,
it doesnt mean you cant still date even if it isnt your focus.
you should date.
dating is fun.
it leads to other fun things.

[moveslikestrider]

i just dont want to talk about it in general
theres a lot to it
all of it stupid but i guess it boils down to
i need time to put it behind me

im not focused on because i dont want to
its just not what im interested in
rather spend time with my friends and family

[plushaeusrumpified]

alright then.
i wont pry. it sounds pretty fucking serious.
i cant respect that.
and i wont push this shit on you then.
ill let you work it out in your own time.
but just know that im totally rooting for you man.
you ever decide you want to get involved with licky chick...
well then youve got my blessing.
just dont have licky babies and were good.

[moveslikestrider]

bro no matter who terezi gets with there would be licky babies
its a fact of her existence
think she scared or burned her bridge with dirk because of it
he appeared in a dreambubble once and she sniffed him out
or maybe it just weirds him out
which is understandable
its kinda creepy but it grows on you

[plushaeusrumpified]

yeah but i mean we cant have any licky babies in the strider family.
she can have licky babies with anybody else.
just not you.
and good on her for weirding him out.
suddenly i like her even more.

[moveslikestrider]

dude she weirds you out too
is it really that surprising hes a bit leary of her
and you have no idea the extent of her licky odd times
or her nose
dave you smell delicious has actually been a thing

[plushaeusrumpified]

well alright yeah she does.
but its like youve said im sure shell grow on me.
the fact she weird dirk out though thats just awesome.
and you cant tell me otherwise.
she clearly never smelled your room though.
talk about fucking rank.

[moveslikestrider]

uh
hypothetically
lets say she did

[plushaeusrumpified]

welp.

at least you can take comfort in the fact your room aint here.

[moveslikestrider]

hey i miss my tables ok
i had those set just right
there im still breaking in