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[moveslikestrider]

Dave: Get your damn gear.

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[when_turks_fly]

I guess they're pretty serious. Is there even a treatment for that or do you just have to hope for the best if you get tsunburned?

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[moveslikestrider]

nope there is no cure
you are marked for life
gotta get on the patch and survive until the next one blasts through

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[when_turks_fly]

In that case, I feel sorry for your bro.
Then again, maybe not.

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[moveslikestrider]

bro will be fine
he survives most fires

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[when_turks_fly]

Is that a Strider trait? It sounds like a Strider trait.

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[moveslikestrider]

if you already know why would you have to ask
of course it is

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[when_turks_fly]

I didn't have to and hey, it never hurts to ask.
You Striders don't exactly come with warning labels, Dave!

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[moveslikestrider]

warning labels are for the weak
just take it all in without a warning and keep going
not that hard

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[when_turks_fly]

I'd like to think I've done pretty well for myself, actually.
Ah, the joy of Striderships.

[ Striderships... she's using that properly, right? Striders plus friendships equals Striderships, right? Gods, she hopes so. ]

I worry for the rest of the populace, though.

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[moveslikestrider]

hey whoa no shipping us
we are striderbros
you should worry we will spread like brush fire and the masses will bow down to our glory
or something
i dunno where i was going with that
bottom line is bro does what he wants when he wants
i dont get the guy not precisely anywhere
he is always a mysterious fucker

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[when_turks_fly]

You'll have to forgive me. I'm still learning the lingo.
It wouldn't surprise me, though.

Really?