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struck out on my own for a while.

[Yes. Yes he is being pretty damn vague right now.]

ok
figured you would eventually
see you whenever we meet up again

[Bro has never been around as much as he was in this place. He expected him to be mysterious and fuck off at some point for however he felt like it.]

im not sure what thatll be.

and for future reference.
if you ever mix up some love batter.
make sure its sugar free.

bro
what

you read it didnt you?
its pretty fucking self explanatory.

you know what
i dont want to know

no.
where doin this man.
where makin it hapen.
condom.
use a fucking condom.

you remember that my dont want to knows are i dont want to talk about it right
awesome glad we had this talk
and by talk i mean dropping the subject right here

so you dont wanna talk about the potential of a new family member.
ok.
its nice to see you care dave.
ill keep my potential new crotchdropping(s) a secret.
since it offends your delicate sensibilities so much.

ugh
dont do this
i meant the whole sudden sex ed conversation
not
is it a sure thing or not
ill even be gracious enough not to ask with whom did this happen

but the sex ed is like one of the most important lessons to be learned from this.
but fine.
sorry.
i just dont know how to fucking handle this.
i dont know if it is or not.

you funded our life by selling puppet porn
if i dont know how sex works by now then im really stupid
spoilers i know how it works and what not to do

fuck if i know how to handle it either

you take the fun out of a pregnancy crisis yknow.
at least give me the pleasure of being able to screw wit you.
geeeeeez.

so.
if it were a thing.
how would you. uh.
feel?

not a damn clue

and of course i take the fun of it
for my next act ill fall over and update my timeline point

is that really all you have to say on the matter?
'not a damn clue'?
thats not helpful at all.
believe it or fucking not youre the biggest reason im actually on the verge of freaking the fuck out over here.
i mean aside from everything else.
that shit i can get through.
but uh.
youre the unknown factor here.
as in if youre not ok with it then im kind of fucking screwed.
talk to me here man.

you know what i dont know means
it means ive never thought about it
and i have no
idea
how
to
feel
ok??
im not trying to make things worse but i cant do my time thing and sit for weeks going wtf without a blip in everything that follows
or id be doing it right fucking now
jesus h dick dude

youve become too reliant on your powers apparently.
maybe you should try getting used to reacting at a moment's notice.
and not, yknow, cheating the system.
because i fucking cant.
i dont know how to feel about this either.
but knowing i have your support would be pretty fucking awesome.
right now youre the only fucking person i have to talk to about it.
its not like val and i are on the best terms right now thanks to this.
hell im pretty sure i burned my bridge by ollieing out on onix.
so yeah.
im fucking screwed.

there isnt going to be an easy answer to this
no matter how it turns out
if i could magically make it easier i would
is what im saying
relying too much on time bites you in the ass
like major chunk out of the plush back end kind of bite
fyi thats my support for you
i can do that and still be sitting on a log going
what??

well.
scoot over.
i wanna get on the log too.
because what??? is definitely a thing im doing.
lets just sit here on this goddamn log together.

but thanks i guess.

i think you mean youll have most of the log you bear
but yeah
what?? will be our favorite word

pretty fucking much.
on both counts.
itll be like our new code word or something.
youll hear it.
and always think to use a condom.
yeah.

in other news i think im heading towards lavender town at this point.
maybe get my exorcist on or something.
if i start acting weird its because i got possessed.

if you get possessed im going to come up there and deal with it
by deal with it i mean kick you
because unlike jade my first reflex isn't the fist
its the foot

wow youre so hardcore.
ill be sure to tell the ghosts they have to beware your foot.
im sure itll scare them right the fuck off.

damn right
beware the boot to the head
it will ring your bell
hahaha but seriously
ghosts are bit dangerous
be careful

yeah ill be careful.
but i dont intend on letting ghosts screw around with me.
if anything itll be the other way around.
in soviet brossia, bro possesses ghosts.

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