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moveslikestrider) wrote2030-12-24 03:20 pm
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Dave: Get your damn gear.
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moveslikestrider) wrote2030-12-24 03:20 pm
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
This is important information for anyone wishing to understand you.
And for you to finally understand yourself.
Dave...
The reason you are so obsessed with penises....
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
this isnt an anything
this is just dave saying hes off the market
stop
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
It goes deeper than that.
All of this pent up phallic obsession and a lack of wanting to give your penis to anyone can only really mean one thing.
You have severe sexual narcissistic tendencies.
You are so obsessed with your own penis that you are in love with yourself.
When you dream about penises, you're dreaming about your own.
And your habit of drawing or rapping about them is from the lack of outlet you have to express these feelings.
You can't talk about them with your lover because you *are* your lover.
So you let them out in the only way you know; Your creativity.
It all makes so much sense now.
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
i quit you
no??
i just want to get over shit and focus on the now instead of thinking hm let me complicate my already fucked up life with someone elses problems
because that works so well for me
let me tell you how well
not at all
and i really have no urge to mess around with myself
first way back in like the days before burning meteors
it was dangerous to let your guard down because bro could attack at any time
and two i just dont care??
if i wanted a bit of self love i could have literally got that during the game but ew no??
theres something wrong with that picture and its called dave strider would have to sink to a very low to bang himself
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
Did...
I go too far?
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
but if i have weird dreams about dicks and self love
its all your fault
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
But all the same, I really have been joking almost this entire time.
Well.
Except for the thing about mister androgyny.
And John's penis.
So.
I'll take full blame for that, sure.
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
and seriously its cool
maybe it bothers me more than i realize
the whole crap i need to just put behind me
but were talking about other stuff
like you getting your paws on thor
im happy for you
i mean that ok
dont think for a second im not proud of you and shit
because hey you guys made this place home
thats big
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
And if you say so.
If you ever need to just...talk a little about it, you know I'm here.
Bottling it up and just trying to force yourself to forget never works, you know.
And thanks.
What about you?
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
i like it here i have bro i met mom here
its so normal
sometimes it all feels like a dream
my friends are here my parents etc
i guess it is home in a way
but
were not anything other than us here
im dave of guy now
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
I want it to be your home too.
I don't want to be anything other than us.
It's too much pressure.
I like being a normal teenage girl.
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
yeah its pretty cool
i dont even have to worry about random strifes because no swords
not that i mind swords but its
peaceful
how many times have we fallen asleep hanging out with mom when shes watching tv
i cant even count by now
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
But I don't really know if I care.
I love her, and it's really enjoyable being tucked up against her like that.
I love it here.
I love how...at ease everyone is here.
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
and i love mom
even when shes at her most embarrassing or says oh davey you got lady hips
my hips dont lie but damn man my pride
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
Was that a playful 'love you too' or a genuine one?
Because I love you.
Genuinely!
<3
And hey, at least you don't have my hips.
I'm starting to think my hips are going to be larger than my breasts.
No hourglass shape here.
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
yeah you got hip action going on there
not that its bad
its really a good thing
why cant it be both
man you know me i break all these little rules people lay out
dont even pay attention to them
because i love you
i do
Re: May 28, 2013; 1 am.
;)
I'm really happy to hear that.
Or read it.
Semantics.
Whatever.
Point is, I'm glad.
And don't you ever doubt for a second that I love you.
No matter how torturous I may seem to be.
I am your sister and best friend, first and foremost.
Always.
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
im just saying youve got great hips thats all
see all that has to be said here
we should have a late night pizza pow wow again
with cinnamon sticks
though we gotta be wary bro scents those and hell emerge from his den for his annual tribute
once hes appeased with some sweet sugar hell go back to slumber
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
And that's fine.
We'll just be sure to purchase an extra box just for him.
A sacrifice, if you will.
That should satiate him for a little while.
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
dont tell him i said that
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
(You're right, for the record.)
May 28, 2013; 1 am.