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moveslikestrider) wrote2030-12-24 03:20 pm
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Dave: Get your damn gear.
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moveslikestrider) wrote2030-12-24 03:20 pm
June 20th- text
shoulda let it happen man.
but yknow im really sad the dye is gone.
pink was just.
man.
it was great.
how will i ever go on?
if you spike your hair i might be able to heal quicker.
just throwing that out there.
it was definitely longer than a week though.
like seriously.
but yeah hes a cop.
a pony cop.
he is an ex pony.
just like pinkie pie and all the other ponies.
hes the poniest.
hes just in deneighal.
i didnt get arrested.
no pony can hold me.
hoohoohoo.
heeheehee.
June 20th- text
all the pony focusing there
what if you become to fixated on that you become one
what then
June 20th- text
holy shit that would be beautiful.
i mean could you imagine it?
also my cutie mark would totally be a sword.
or ten.
fuck yes.
now i wanna be a pony.
June 20th- text
i mean it
no
Re: June 20th- text
just fucking what if.
June 20th- text
so what have you done while i was in the magical fuckin land of getting home updates
June 20th- text
stuff.
mostly i was bored.
i thought about eating some paras shrooms but i figured id save those for a rainy day.
also stuff involving butts im sure you dont wanna hear about.
June 20th- text
whats this about shrooms are those even safe for human consumption
i know we cant die here but can we not push that
June 20th- text
i always push the limits wherever i can.
ad besides im pretty sure its like spoking pot or something.
you just get wicked sicknasty high and its awesome.
June 20th- text
right
ill pass on that
forever
June 20th- text
what kind of teenager are you?
June 20th- text
anyway it doesnt matter
i know that cop he didnt believe me when i said welcome to pokemon land
has he learned to be more open minded
dude seems like hes going to crack one day and go dancing with the magical pretty lights
or be so stubborn hell be like that toad at the end of that one boring back i was forced to read once
you know the one
with the big fat toad on the road at the end
no
ok
you didnt miss anything
June 20th- text
all im saying is i think you could stand to be a little bit.
well. yknow.
teenagery.
throw parties get laid go to jail.
mostly get laid.
thats all im saying.
the other thing im saying is i wanna fucking be there when he cracks like the egg he is.
but lets be real fucking honest here.
ill probably be the one to crack him.
ill make him croak like the frog you just described.
June 20th- text
because youre aimming for it and hes a dude who has no idea what youre capable of
and gd it can we not go on about dave you need to get laid
lets drop that part of the conversation down the trashcan when the lid snaps shut thats all well ever hear about it
forever
June 20th- text
why is sex something youre so against.
i just dont understand it.
but fine.
fine.
well drop it.
for now.
but tomorrow im buying you a congratulations on the sex cake.
you can eat it and let its irony wash over you.
June 20th- text
im just not with anyone i want to do it with
June 20th- text
but i digress.
were not supposed to be talking about this anymore.
your sex life is your business etc etc.
i hope you like cake though.
June 20th- text
did you just ask that
id get up the moment someone whispered in my ear all tenderly
i made cake
cake and i are tight i would eat my weight in it if anyone let me