[Dave's expression goes from thoughtful and concerned to unimpressed. He swallows a few more bites of pizza.] That was the most awful pun I've ever heard. You didn't even make it witty. It just flopped on the floor like a fish out of water, gasping for the wit air you didn't give it.
[He swallows more pizza and wolfs down another slice. Dave stares at the sauce on his fingers then just pops a finger in his mouth, sucking on it.] Why you gotta hurt a guy like that.
Scuze you, that was plenty witty! Your sense of humor just isn't as finely tuned as mine. But that's okay, [He puts down his pizza and claps his hand on Dave's shoulder, giving him a serious-yet-supportive look.] we all have things we're bad at.
Hey what. Wait! Where are you going!? Oh my god, I was kidding!! [John sets the ice pack down and twists in his chair to call to Dave.] Dude, come on, get back here!!
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[He swallows more pizza and wolfs down another slice. Dave stares at the sauce on his fingers then just pops a finger in his mouth, sucking on it.] Why you gotta hurt a guy like that.
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