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[moveslikestrider]

Dave: Get your damn gear.

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[moveslikestrider]

especially ours
nothing about it was ever normal
well ok i think john and jane are the closest to it
but thats deceptive
theyre as weird as the rest of our octad
anyway ill withdraw some extra cash so we can outfit the goof properly
there will be no freezing and falling off dragonback
think he might need a bungie leash in case that happens
not that i think it will but youre the best judge here

[heartsplintered]

Yes because daily attempts on your life and harlequin bullshit are completely normal.
Face it, we're all fucked to New Zealand and back in terms of upbringing and social awareness.
Bungie leash might not be a bad idea, though don't tell him it's a bungie.
He might actually /try/ to jump off dragonback.

[moveslikestrider]

i said closest to it not that they were
never let john punch you if youre sparring with him
and never ever let him get too close if youre knocked to the ground
just food for thought

hahahaha yeah ill never tell him its bungie
but we might want a kiddie leash for when hes in town
you know the ones that click and draw in some of it when you push a button

[heartsplintered]

Considering our stint tends to be speed, I wasn't particularly intent on letting anybody punch me.
Or get too close while I'm on the ground.
That sounds hella homoerotic though, you sure there's not something you want to share with the class?

Way ahead of you bro.
I'm totally gonna make him one of those leashes where it's an animal-shaped backpack.
He'd probably be tickled fuschia about it.

[moveslikestrider]

hey theres nothing to it
i underestimated his raw strength and got my ass served up on a silver platter
thats pretty much all there is to it

hahaha perfect
you can probably train a woobat to herd him via face hugs