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[moveslikestrider]

Dave: Get your damn gear.

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[moveslikestrider]

hes not with me i was about to ping him
food ok
theres the equvilent of dennys here
or we could just be normal and hit some diner

[freshprints]

Normal might be better, wouldn't it?

As flattered as I am at the enthusiasm for eating out with me, I don't think there's any reason to go for something as fancy as a Denny's.

[moveslikestrider]

uh
what
when did the den of nerds of three am dnd and sometimes kinda greasy food become the ritz??

[freshprints]

What? I've never had greasy food at a Denny's before.

I don't usually eat there anyway, just because it's expensive.

[moveslikestrider]

ok
education time obviously
in america and the land of humidity and rainy winters called the state of texas
dennys is like low brow food
just above wafflehouse but not up to par with like arbys or so
places you probably have no idea about but whatever
so lets hit some common ground
what places do you hit at three am when you dont care what youre eating and its cheap
thats usa dennys

[freshprints]

So it's something like a Yoshinoya? Something with a motto like "Tasty, low-priced, and quick", and open twenty-four hours?

[moveslikestrider]

exactly like that
noting that down for the future so theres no misunderstandings
i mean i didnt expect dennys to go higher class once it gallopped out of the states
thats food for thought what else went you know lets get more expensive and better quality now that were free to roam

[freshprints]

I don't mind something quick and low-priced, so long as there are no pancakes and butter involved.

[moveslikestrider]

what
are you serious
what do you have against fluffy flapjacks and melted butter??
did they do something to you
what shit
are you like john and allergic to something thats in way too many foods
seriously if you look up peanuts there a lot of things that he has to avoid or make himself
did you know they get sneaky with that
artificial nuts
beer nuts
cold pressed expeller pressed or extruded peanut oil
goobers
ground nuts
mandelonas thats peanuts soaked in almond flavoring
mixed nuts
monkey nuts which is really unforunate because lets face it
sorry sir he died from monkey nuts
say that again
monkey nuts
no seriously say that again im not sure i heard you
then a poor guys death becomes a laughing stock
nut meat now this one is really subjective and dubious
nut meat?? why the hell would you even call it that
who thought that up
who thought hey you know what lets call peanuts nut meat and confuse everyone
only the smart will survive if they are allergic
yes perfect idea
nut pieces
peanut butter
peanut flour
peanut protein hydrolysate
its like they sometimes just make up words
go on you allergic kids go on and run the puzzle gauntlet of is this safe or is this bad for me

[freshprints]

[...What in god's name just happened there.

...

Okay, you know what...]

yes
i am serious
you did it you broke the code
you have become my equal in the solving of mysteries
deducing all the hard-hitting questions
like why words mean things
and an extensive dissertation on the qualities and complexities of an assortment of nuts
not to be confused with assorted nuts
which while delicious have very little to do with the subject at hand
but yes
you have done it
congratulations you have won a prize
please allow three to five business days for delivery
or just pick it up yourself from the ticker-tape parade being thrown in your honor
it comes with a bouquet of roses and an embroidered sash
and a crown
the very best crown
and all shall bow down before you and your mystery-solving prowess
as you reign over them and spend the rest of your days putting your talents to use figuring out where people have left their keys
or why they're called doughnut holes when they're not actually holes
the resident guru of all the mysteries of life that no one has ever cared about
that will be your job
you will be the one to unlock their secrets
it is you
it is your destiny
godspeed yon detective prince

[moveslikestrider]

ok knock off the sass there detective princess
that one got away from me
no pancakes

[freshprints]

I'd appreciate it, thank you.

[moveslikestrider]

lets just go with tacos
thats fast cheap easy
no chance of pancakes or butter
everybody wins

[freshprints]

I'm surprised you're not asking what I have against it. It's an unusual thing to have an aversion to, I know.

[moveslikestrider]

i did ask
you didnt tell
isnt that universally a back off sign
unless you want to share im not going to ask twice

[freshprints]

I assumed the question was largely rhetorical, once you wandered off on your nut tangent.

That said, you're right that I'd rather not talk about it. I was just remarking on your courtesy in not demanding an explanation.

[moveslikestrider]

i wander off into tangents a lot
its literally just following a train of thought down to the bitter end
you can always tell me when to knock that shit off i dont mind

well in exchange
i uh have an issue with puppets
i know i didnt have to say it but fairs fair

[freshprints]

Puppets? Like hand puppets, or something else?

[moveslikestrider]

all of them
i could list them but lets not

[freshprints]

I don't like robotic animals.

Dirk told me he enjoys building those.

1/2

[moveslikestrider]

[He stares at the screen for a few minutes. Did she just pick up on what he wasn't saying? ]

2/2

[moveslikestrider]

i never asked him about it
did he say if he installed cameras in them

[freshprints]

He didn't say. But he told me about some of the robots he'd built at home — the one he mentioned in particular was a rabbit.

I think he avoided telling me much about them because he was trying not to upset me. And to find out what it was I don't like about them so he could keep them away from me.

[moveslikestrider]

you want me not to tell you what the rabbits are about in that case

[freshprints]

Rabbits aren't an animal that bothers me. So there's some significance to them?