[ John's lucky Aradia has enough knowledge of everything going on to make some sort of sense of that. It's pretty easy to extrapolate some points, but some of the others are brief "wait what"s although she doesn't stop to question them right now. The important thing is being caught up! And apparently John is really, really caught up.

Okay, she has to break this down a bit. ]

Lord English; she formed her army, then? I wonder how many people actually joined! And of course I look at death differently! You know I was dead for a long time! Or you usually know that, but I guess you might not know that right now! And the rings sound pretty important!!

Tavros lost his temper with Vriska? My word! That took a while. You know, she was the one who put him in that wheelchair. That's why I died! That's all so nostalgic, actually!!

Hmmm. That does sound like a dare! So you took the dare and it did things? Nice!