☀Dave Strider☀ [TG] turntechGodhead (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
moveslikestrider) wrote2013-06-20 09:03 pm
moveslikestrider) wrote2013-06-20 09:03 pm
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ugh shit my head feels like it got smashed up against a couple of walls
if this is what a hangover feels like that noise can skip right off somewhere
i dont even care where just somewhere??
ahahaha that was not a witty sentence at all
f minus for dave strider and his attempts to sort himself out
speaking of that why does it feel like im in a vice thats
[There's a rustling sound from the gear followed by a sharp inhale of breath.]
is this for real seriously
i cant even decide what to think about this because im not getting enough air in this two sizes too small shirt get up
i mean it makes my ass look incredible
this is so stupid i cant even lift a leg without my pants threatening to give up the ghost
who the hell decided to shrink my sweet gear thats just a traversity
well its not exactly sweet its something out of a renaissance fair
how the fuck am i going to get out of this stuff its pasted onto me like glue
who the hell would do that though that just seems dumber than spending all this time remarking about this
[There's a growl that echoes before Dave keeps going.]
what oh hey
i remember you
feels like its been a year since we shared the sky together and went darting around like we lost our minds
why did i give you shades that just seems so dumb in retrospect like trying to pay homage to something when the real deal is around
but between you and me this doesnt feel like my life anymore
i couldnt really believe it when i had it because its so picture perfect straight out of some fantasy a lonely guy might have
--RRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- wait what the fuck?
[Dave's soliloquy about his ill-fitting clothes is brought to an abrupt halt by the tail end of a very loud, very aggravated shout. It might be hard to tell exactly who the voice belongs to at first, since it can be a little difficult to judge nonsensical yelling. But once he starts speaking, it becomes clear that the voice belongs to John Egbert.]
Where the hell am I? [A slight pause, during which time we can only assume that John takes survey of his surroundings and discovers...] DAVE!!!! Oh my god, it's great to finally see you again! Wherever here is!
[There's an array of vague bumping, stumbling, and rustling noises that we're going to assume is John getting out of his own bed and moving over to Dave's. Because that's exactly what it is. Unfortunately, he still doesn't seem to have remembered how to use his indoor voice because he's still kind of yelling.]
I missed you so mu-- where are my sweet god tier pajamas? What the hell is this, it doesn't even fit!!!
[There's a sound almost like laughter but it's a bit muffled.]
ok ok lets remember not to bellow like some beast
were in a hospital here
what if you woke some poor old lady or something
Why are we in a hospital...?
[It's quieter, but...ultimately, not enough. Because before Dave gets the chance to answer another growl can be heard, but it's decidedly not of the Pokemon race.]
Jesus fucking Christ will the two of you SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
[It sounds like something fluffy and soft hit at least one of them at a rather high velocity followed by a second one and then more from the now recognizable voice of Rose Lalonde.]
I swear to god neither of you know how the fuck to be quiet do you? Is that a hard concept? I thought not but apparently you both still know how to surprise me! Jesus fuck my head feels like it's splitting open ugh. Fucking asinine Skaia-vexing addlepates I swear to GOD.
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if this is what a hangover feels like that noise can skip right off somewhere
i dont even care where just somewhere??
ahahaha that was not a witty sentence at all
f minus for dave strider and his attempts to sort himself out
speaking of that why does it feel like im in a vice thats
[There's a rustling sound from the gear followed by a sharp inhale of breath.]
is this for real seriously
i cant even decide what to think about this because im not getting enough air in this two sizes too small shirt get up
i mean it makes my ass look incredible
this is so stupid i cant even lift a leg without my pants threatening to give up the ghost
who the hell decided to shrink my sweet gear thats just a traversity
well its not exactly sweet its something out of a renaissance fair
how the fuck am i going to get out of this stuff its pasted onto me like glue
who the hell would do that though that just seems dumber than spending all this time remarking about this
[There's a growl that echoes before Dave keeps going.]
what oh hey
i remember you
feels like its been a year since we shared the sky together and went darting around like we lost our minds
why did i give you shades that just seems so dumb in retrospect like trying to pay homage to something when the real deal is around
but between you and me this doesnt feel like my life anymore
i couldnt really believe it when i had it because its so picture perfect straight out of some fantasy a lonely guy might have
--RRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- wait what the fuck?
[Dave's soliloquy about his ill-fitting clothes is brought to an abrupt halt by the tail end of a very loud, very aggravated shout. It might be hard to tell exactly who the voice belongs to at first, since it can be a little difficult to judge nonsensical yelling. But once he starts speaking, it becomes clear that the voice belongs to John Egbert.]
Where the hell am I? [A slight pause, during which time we can only assume that John takes survey of his surroundings and discovers...] DAVE!!!! Oh my god, it's great to finally see you again! Wherever here is!
[There's an array of vague bumping, stumbling, and rustling noises that we're going to assume is John getting out of his own bed and moving over to Dave's. Because that's exactly what it is. Unfortunately, he still doesn't seem to have remembered how to use his indoor voice because he's still kind of yelling.]
I missed you so mu-- where are my sweet god tier pajamas? What the hell is this, it doesn't even fit!!!
[There's a sound almost like laughter but it's a bit muffled.]
ok ok lets remember not to bellow like some beast
were in a hospital here
what if you woke some poor old lady or something
Why are we in a hospital...?
[It's quieter, but...ultimately, not enough. Because before Dave gets the chance to answer another growl can be heard, but it's decidedly not of the Pokemon race.]
Jesus fucking Christ will the two of you SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
[It sounds like something fluffy and soft hit at least one of them at a rather high velocity followed by a second one and then more from the now recognizable voice of Rose Lalonde.]
I swear to god neither of you know how the fuck to be quiet do you? Is that a hard concept? I thought not but apparently you both still know how to surprise me! Jesus fuck my head feels like it's splitting open ugh. Fucking asinine Skaia-vexing addlepates I swear to GOD.
[ooc: Translation with no colors: here.]
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What are you all talking about? New memories or...? [ why is rose so cranky should she be concerned or ] But you missed the new arrivals, you know. Important ones, too. John, you'll be happy!
[ WAIT, JOHN + GOD TIER PAJAMAS? ] Wait, John, you remember new things? You mean you didn't just get knocked out randomly this time?
[ just double checking okay ]
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Wait. This is a poke center. Okay, that's slightly less worrying. What the fuck happened while we were out?
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[He sounds... uncertain. Very uncertain. Though not because he doesn't recognize her, but rather for a different matter entirely.]
Shit, did I fall asleep and go back to the dream bubbles again? Is that what this is?
[He's just really fucking confused, okay? He just skipped three years and what is all this. It'll come back to him though. Hopefully soon.]
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She's in the hallway having left to go get a drink, and it's on checking her gear while walking in the door that there's some echoing going on. Nearly dropping her water, she drops the cup on a desk and darts in to make an attempt at hauling all of them in for a giant group hug because -]
You guys are awake finally! Thank god!
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Rose!!! [Guess who's back to yelling again?] You're here too!!! Oh my gosh this is so great!!!
[He's going to come over and hug you now, okay? Or at least attempt.]
AWWW YEEEEE
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There you guys are, I've been waiting for you forever.
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[You're not nutso right now are you?]
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[Huff, huff. :T]
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[Kanaya is way more relieved than she will admit, so she has to pick instead.]
I suppose Welcome Backs are in order?
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Thanks Kanaya. I heard there's a new space player about.
[[Yes let's talk about Jade good choice.]]
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[Or most of his time in Johto, for that matter. But hey, it's slowly starting to come back.]
I'm not sure who you are though for some reason I have this nagging feeling that I have decided to stop questioning that tells me your name is Kanaya. You're one of the trolls, aren't you?
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Yet you talk to me anyway. Looks like I'm caught up, bro.
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But no, I am not shithive maggots. Do you want to know who is though? Who is really shithive maggots? Vriska. Vriska is shithive maggots. Like goddamn... I knew she was kind of crazy but...
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Are you sure you should be bothering with the network right now? It sounds as though you need to be resting and getting better!
[ From...something. She's not clear on this, but medic training compels her to say something, anyway. ]
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The bottle of aspirin goes straight to Rose's bedside table, and so does a cup of water. Out from Mom's pocket, she has a pair of sunglasses. The pair Dave got Rose for her birthday.]
You're dehydrated, dear. Make sure you drink lots of water today. Also, I brought breakfast for those interested in food. Help yourselves.
[She's a lot quieter, at least. Hangovers are a bitch.]
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It's nice and safe and familiar. None of that shows on his face as he stuffs his hands into pockets and slowly walks over to sit by the empty pizza boxes. He bites back asking about Bro, some part of him thinking the guy fucked off and is gone again. Urgh. He doesn't want to THINK like this and he snags a bagel to busy himself with.] Thanks.
[Oh shit he forgot to say the word.] Thanks mom.
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[She remembers that time when John came out of his months ago but at least they weren't shouting that time, dear lord.]
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[At least someone remembers John's month long pointless coma. Because John sure as hell doesn't. Not that... there's a whole lot to remember when it comes to a coma.]
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