How could you not notice the magical properties of fries? I think that's the one food humans did right. You know, besides putting bacon on shit. You can't possibly go wrong with putting bacon on something.

[ ROLLING EYES INTO FOREVER DAVE. ]

Now tell me, Dave, if I were to have come to you previously with a walkie-talkie you wouldn't you have stared at me like I lost my think pan? It would have lost all meaning to it.