But that's the fun of it, daddy.

[[Look at that wink.]]

And...yes, technically. But I am not being misleading. I never specified whether or not we actually birthed them. In fact, I have yet to specify birthing to be a thing at all. So really, it is not that I am being purposefully misleading, but the omission is merely making it seem that way.

You ain't got nothin' on me.