[He winces at the tone and holds up his hands. It's been awkward with both Jades for reasons Dave had no idea about until recently. Even then he's in the damn dark. John only said Jade and Davesprite had dated, not what happened. He really doesn't want to know.] It was a joke, ok. Actually I think I got my math wrong and you're the second. My point was, we've been through a lot and Dave Strider has a short shelf life for some reason.

Apparently so does Roxy. She never sticks around long. I like us all being together and normal and none of us having any weird game shit breathing down our necks. That's the best thing ever and I don't want it to stop. Having the Mayor here would just make it perfect. Did I ever tell you about him?

Because if I haven't I have committed a grave error in judgment.