John Egbert, thank you very much.

[He tries to pretend that his post-scratch self has nothing to do with the Batterwitch or her evil company. He still can't believe that any version of himself would actually keep that name...]

But it's like...some kind of surreal, history altering... reality hopping... magic power.

[A beat.] Look it's not time travel, okay? At least not normal time travel because it doesn't follow the normal rules!!