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really
is this really how this is going to go down

this feels a little like dejavu but without the hey ive been here before
like the circumstances feel somewhat passingly familiar
me and some weird pony just hanging out and waiting to see whats up
maybe ill name her black beauty not that shes black
youre a she right
im not looking to check fyi
you do that on your own time

were new in town and too cool for school or so someone calling herself my mom seems to think
ive seen my mom shes way hotter than that
there is a clear path of how did this dude came to be when you look at mom
not so much here sorry lady
but you can keep thinking whatever thats cool

now seriously what the hell is going on

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well of course not on purpose who busts the most useful room in their house on purpose
or even someone elses place
that seems like going way out of line

too bad these things dont work on our thoughts then it would be easier for you

[It is just a fact of Homestuck life. Wherever these kids go, bathrooms will be destroyed.]

yeah that would be kind of neat.
though it's not so much the typing itself that's frustrating. it's more the being completely unintelligible part.
but whatever, not much i can do about it.

btw, we're leaving now.
we can still talk though, if you want.

[It's the law of comedic gags.]

yeah talking would be cool
what do you know of chucklefuck here
do i need to add anything in

chucklefuck being gamzee?
a lot less than i thought i did, apparently.
he was different the last time he was here. kinda spacey but generally a good guy.
there was an incident a year ago where he kinda started acting like he is now. only with less talking and more beating people senseless.
karkat kind of made it sound like he detoxed or something, i don't really remember.
but he got over it and he went back to being a space case.
even moreso once we found out that paras shrooms work as a decent replacement for...sopor slime? that's what it's called right
so i am probably missing a few things since the only details i have things that happened here.
and i am guessing it was a completely different situation back home that snapped him.
unless you guys were travelling through caves or something.

thats the dude
yeah their slime stuff is called that and uh yeah i dont know the details exactly
but he did way more than hand people back their asses
whatever it was kan wants to introduce him to her chainsaw
idk why hes suddenly up in my business youd think it wasnt just kans threats

it must be that irresistible strider charm of yours.
nobody is immune.
what is he even doing?

getting up in my grill
its like hes got the idea he has a right to jump into it and manhandle the cook
hell no he wont go for that shit this cook will bap you with that spatula dont think he wont

sorry dude. :(
really wish we could get there faster...

ive dealt with worse
this is just annoying as fuck
seriously ill be fine

i'd say punch him if you have to but that might not be the best idea.
in any case, it sounds like you're even further along in the timeline than rose and karkat.
or any of the past daves, for that matter.
what have you been up to?

hahaha yeah
yeah im farther ahead than they are
not much happened i mean we dicked around in dream bubbles and shit
thats pretty much it

[And that's a huge lie. But he's not thinking about heavy shit right now.]

sounds like a regular old party.
hopefully you won't be too bored here, i mean i don't know if magical monsters can compare to dream bubble dicking.

are you kidding
magical monsters is the shit
and were all here far as i know
not something thats happened for two years

well technically a few of the trolls still haven't found their way back here.
some of them have been gone for a really long time.
but yeah. it's nice to have all four of us back together again.
though from our perspective, it's only been a few months.

trust me dude theres a shitton more trolls than we thought
anyway
karkat suggested i make for the connection between twenty nine and fourty six
how much does that cut your flight time

what really?
i thought there were just the twelve of them.
how many are there?
couple of hours, probably.
still better than nothing though.
it would really be awesome if teleport was actually useful enough to give you free-range warping ability.
we could have been back at the house like ten times by now.

youd think that yeah
no idea but at least twelve more
doesnt teleport just toss you around at random like shaking dice and throwing them everywhere

oh. well ok then.
funny though, none of them have shown up here. at least that i know of.
nah it just takes you back to the last pokecenter you visited.
it's just one of those really bizarre things that still follows the game mechanics despite this being the real world.
that being said: don't try and go up the ledges.

who has shown up
why what happens if i try to go up ledges

all twelve of them have been here at one point or another. some multiple times.
the twelve that we were first familiar with, that is.
currently, aradia, terezi, kanaya, and feferi are the only ones who aren't here.
you can't.
that's what happens.
despite all logic, you cannot go up those ledges.

cant say i ever met feferi
i sort of forget thats what her name is
and youre kidding right
so instead of going up the ledge you just stand there and look like an idiot
staring up at the sky like youre day dreaming only youre really thinking the fuck is this shit

yeah i hadn't met her either before coming here.
which was kind of a shame because she is actually pretty nice.
more like you fall down.
but if you want to stand there and stare, that's cool. nobody's going to stop you.
they might think you are a little crazy though.

got one question for you
did someone record it when you fell over
i have to see this

see, in order for that to have happened, i would have had to fall over.
which i didn't.
so no.

[Lies.]

nah i bet you did
meaning i gotta track this down
for science of course
not for any other purpose

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