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[moveslikestrider]

[First thing you see? A Duskull is peering into the pokegear. It's red eyes bore into the screen before someone speaks up.]

Hey Slim Shady! Didn't I tell you to stop staring at that? It's like you don't even listen anymore. I'm the dad in this situation and I keep telling you to go the fuck to bed.

[The ghost drifts away from the screen and gives good view of the approaching Dave Strider apple in hand. His hair is an artful mess that really needs cut before it gets any worse. Pacing along beside him is Lady B who is now a Rapiddash. He looks to the flaming horse and sighs.]

Can't take him anywhere I swear. It's like he's looking around for dinner. [Slim Shady the Duskull drifts over to Dave who sets his hands on his hips, opens his mouth and manages to get out 'you fed an hour ago- before he's bowled over by a Krookodile. The apple goes flying.]

Nak nak nak nak nak!

Hey!

[Nakadile gets the apple, and cuts it in half, sharing it with Lady B. The feed is cut by Dratini.]

Comments

[Video]

[moveslikestrider]

No, no. You are not prepared. How hot do you want it? I'm cranking the dial up.

[He's not rapping, but the lingo remains. He will think on this then unleash his ideas.]

[Video]

[moveslikestrider]

I see. Ok, that's the last name I didn't know. Wait. Uh, what's Rose's mom's name?

Video;

[moveslikestrider]

Can too.

[Video]

[moveslikestrider]

Yes it does.

Video

[moveslikestrider]

He's new. He probably didn't understand.

[Nakadile is very curious about this method.] What is it?

[video]

[moveslikestrider]

It has its moments. [Not even really bothered. It's not like he sleeps much as it is.]

[Video]

[roemance]

No.

It does NOT.

Whatever, I'm done wastin' time arguin' this point with you.

[Video]

[moveslikestrider]

Yes.

It does.

No, no, man. It's too late now. You're ENTRENCHED in this bitch. Stuck right up beside me in the same foxhole.

[Video]

[roemance]

You don't gotta be stuck if you just admit you're bein' dumb in more ways than one.

[Video]

[hoperaider]

Her name is Roxy Lalonde. You remind me a bit of her, actually.

[Video]

[moveslikestrider]

Really. What's she like? [He might sound more than a bit curious here. This is his mom, he wants to know things about her.]

[Video]

[moveslikestrider]

I hear the sound of someone admitting to defeat. Are you being a quiter. Is that what I'm hearing?

Video;

[tentacletrainer]

Can not.

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[moveslikestrider]

Can too.

Video; jesus christ they are five years old

[tentacletrainer]

Can not.

Video; fifteen going on five

[moveslikestrider]

Can too times two.

Video; how do they have friends

[tentacletrainer]

Can not times ten. Times two is not an intimidating modifier.

[video]

[fairycircle]

[Forever this uncomfortable face about that as an alarm clock. "Alarming" indeed.] I... suppose so.

Hey, that other Pokemon, it was saying something that my Pokedex doesn't seem to register. What kind is it?

Video; this is a great mystery

[moveslikestrider]

Can too times forty. It was just intended to bait you. Look at you, sliding right into my little trap.

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[tentacletrainer]

Can not times a hundred. And oh? Look at you being assertive. [[Have a wink, Dave.]]

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[moveslikestrider]

Can too times two hundred twenty four. [He twitches at the wink.] Oh no. No, no no no. You are not starting that. I'm on to you. I know your tricks.

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[tentacletrainer]

What tricks, Dave? I have no idea what you're talking about. [[Listen to that sickeningly sweet tone of voice.]]

...

Also can not times three hundred and seventy two.

[Video]

[roemance]

Sorry did you say somethin'? I'm tryin' to block out that distasteful sound a' your woice.

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[moveslikestrider]

Those tricks. The ones you're doing right now. [He pauses waiting for a few seconds.]

Can too times four hundred thirteen.

[Video]

[moveslikestrider]

Yeah that's what I thought. Swim away dude. You lose this round.