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[moveslikestrider]

[First thing you see? A Duskull is peering into the pokegear. It's red eyes bore into the screen before someone speaks up.]

Hey Slim Shady! Didn't I tell you to stop staring at that? It's like you don't even listen anymore. I'm the dad in this situation and I keep telling you to go the fuck to bed.

[The ghost drifts away from the screen and gives good view of the approaching Dave Strider apple in hand. His hair is an artful mess that really needs cut before it gets any worse. Pacing along beside him is Lady B who is now a Rapiddash. He looks to the flaming horse and sighs.]

Can't take him anywhere I swear. It's like he's looking around for dinner. [Slim Shady the Duskull drifts over to Dave who sets his hands on his hips, opens his mouth and manages to get out 'you fed an hour ago- before he's bowled over by a Krookodile. The apple goes flying.]

Nak nak nak nak nak!

Hey!

[Nakadile gets the apple, and cuts it in half, sharing it with Lady B. The feed is cut by Dratini.]

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[ghostytrainer]

[Nothing useful to add here, only a familiar, mischievous giggle. John knew the grueling hours spent trying to teach a bipedal crocodile to say a single, three letter word would be well worth it one day.]

[And here's the proof.]

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[moveslikestrider]

[The answer is more proof it was worth it.]

Nak nak nak nak nak nak nak nak!!

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[ghostytrainer]

[So. Very. Worth. It.]

Hey Nakadile, how you doing buddy?

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[moveslikestrider]

[John's rewarded with crunching sounds and Dave going HEY!]

Nak! Nakadile, Nak!

[Some cursing later Dave is back.] You seriously spent months to teach him that?

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[hoperaider]

[Trying...not to laugh....]

And I thought I had problems.

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[moveslikestrider]

[Dave lifts himself up, pushing his hair out of his eyes. Damn shades came off.] Just wait. You'll go to eat something with nuts in it. Suddenly you'll have fuzzy electric all over your face.

[Video] SADLY I don't have a smug Jake icon, so...yeah. Have a sparkly Emolga instead.

[hoperaider]

[Score! He gets to see the rare sight of a shadeless Strider!

Jake snickers.]

A shame for you that I probably wouldn't come within ten feet of it. Deadly allergic, I'm afraid.

[Video] Hahaha

[moveslikestrider]

[With red eyes like some bat or vampire. Dave blinks at the statement while getting his hands on his shades again.] Seriously?

What about fruit?

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[tentacletrainer]

[[The quiet laughing at Dave's misfortune does not stop from coming.]]

John was right. It was very worth teaching your Krookodile how to speak that single word.

Also you need a hair cut. [[Not that she doesn't need one again.]]

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[moveslikestrider]

You guys are dicks. [A nakker. So very wrong.]

And what? I don't need a hair cut. You need one. Getting a little long there sis.

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[tentacletrainer]

What? Us? Nonsense. Besides, I did at least discourage him once. [[Discourage, not stop.]]

The difference between my hair and yours, Dave, is that I at least look good with longer hair.

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[moveslikestrider]

Once, you say. You could have went hey no stop that shit, more than once. Or I dunno stopped it.

What? You're just jelly, I look great with longer hair. [He tosses his head once as if to prove it.]

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[melodicnocturne]

...Well. That looked rough.

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[moveslikestrider]

I'm fine. Just took a fall. It's cool.

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[melodicnocturne]

You sure? You kinda took a point-blank Crocotackle there.

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[moveslikestrider]

Yep. [There's the rustling of someone getting up.] I've been through way worse than a large croc bowling me over like a king pin.

[roemance]

What sort a' name is Slim Shady.

[moveslikestrider]

The best name, but obviously you can't appreciate it.

[roemance]

It's not ewen slim, it makes no sense.

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[gochuugoku]

[This is a Zorua laughing at Dave's misfortune, not caring to hide it.]

Shishishi!

[She's got something to say to the Pokemon too.]

Good one.

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[moveslikestrider]

[He just flat stares back. While Nakadile shrugs and responds.]

He couldn't hear me say I wanted some of the apple.

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[gochuugoku]

Either he's deaf, or he couldn't understand what you meant.

[She snickers, ignoring the look Dave's sending her. Her master often glares daggers at her, but even that doesn't bother her.]

I have a little trick I use to get my master's attention and it always works~

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[fairycircle]

[Really, that Duskull creeps her out too much to say anything until it's wandered away from the gear... though "dad of the situation" and using language like that? 8|]

A "Dad" shouldn't be using that sort of language. Even if it is a creepy ghost, you can use better ways to put the Pokemon to bed. [GONNA MOM YOU NOW 8|||]

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[moveslikestrider]

It was a metaphor, ok. I'm not really putting him to bed and ugh, having to break it down makes the point get lost.

[video] scuse my late btw herp

[fairycircle]

[The answer makes her puff out a sigh.] Why did you catch one of those anyway? They're creepy looking.