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[moveslikestrider]

[First thing you see? A Duskull is peering into the pokegear. It's red eyes bore into the screen before someone speaks up.]

Hey Slim Shady! Didn't I tell you to stop staring at that? It's like you don't even listen anymore. I'm the dad in this situation and I keep telling you to go the fuck to bed.

[The ghost drifts away from the screen and gives good view of the approaching Dave Strider apple in hand. His hair is an artful mess that really needs cut before it gets any worse. Pacing along beside him is Lady B who is now a Rapiddash. He looks to the flaming horse and sighs.]

Can't take him anywhere I swear. It's like he's looking around for dinner. [Slim Shady the Duskull drifts over to Dave who sets his hands on his hips, opens his mouth and manages to get out 'you fed an hour ago- before he's bowled over by a Krookodile. The apple goes flying.]

Nak nak nak nak nak!

Hey!

[Nakadile gets the apple, and cuts it in half, sharing it with Lady B. The feed is cut by Dratini.]

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[ghostytrainer]

[Nothing useful to add here, only a familiar, mischievous giggle. John knew the grueling hours spent trying to teach a bipedal crocodile to say a single, three letter word would be well worth it one day.]

[And here's the proof.]

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[hoperaider]

[Trying...not to laugh....]

And I thought I had problems.

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[tentacletrainer]

[[The quiet laughing at Dave's misfortune does not stop from coming.]]

John was right. It was very worth teaching your Krookodile how to speak that single word.

Also you need a hair cut. [[Not that she doesn't need one again.]]

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[moveslikestrider]

[The answer is more proof it was worth it.]

Nak nak nak nak nak nak nak nak!!

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[moveslikestrider]

[Dave lifts himself up, pushing his hair out of his eyes. Damn shades came off.] Just wait. You'll go to eat something with nuts in it. Suddenly you'll have fuzzy electric all over your face.

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[ghostytrainer]

[So. Very. Worth. It.]

Hey Nakadile, how you doing buddy?

[Video] SADLY I don't have a smug Jake icon, so...yeah. Have a sparkly Emolga instead.

[hoperaider]

[Score! He gets to see the rare sight of a shadeless Strider!

Jake snickers.]

A shame for you that I probably wouldn't come within ten feet of it. Deadly allergic, I'm afraid.

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[moveslikestrider]

You guys are dicks. [A nakker. So very wrong.]

And what? I don't need a hair cut. You need one. Getting a little long there sis.

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[moveslikestrider]

[John's rewarded with crunching sounds and Dave going HEY!]

Nak! Nakadile, Nak!

[Some cursing later Dave is back.] You seriously spent months to teach him that?

[Video] Hahaha

[moveslikestrider]

[With red eyes like some bat or vampire. Dave blinks at the statement while getting his hands on his shades again.] Seriously?

What about fruit?

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[hoperaider]

[Psh, Jake thinks it's cool.]

I'm good with produce! It's just nuts I have to watch out for.

By the by, I've been meaning to ask. Why do you wear shades? I mean, other than to be cool.

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[melodicnocturne]

...Well. That looked rough.

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[ghostytrainer]

Go get him, dude.

[He chuckles. It's been far too long since he's fully enjoyed the prankster's gambit on an exchange. He really needed this, Dave. Part of him has been wondering if he's losing his touch, not that he's admitted that to anybody.]

No comment, hehehe.

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[moveslikestrider]

[His hair is that mess you get when you get into a tussle and he hasn't bothered to smooth it out.] This.

Means war.

[He will get you back. He points to his eyes with two fingers, then at John. War is afoot.]

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[moveslikestrider]

[He would have no idea what to think about that. Dave slides on his shades, and fixes his hair.]

Noted. Still means you'd get swarmed, man. Fruit is the shit!

[He pauses in mid reach for the apple remains and Nakadile, cuts his own half of the apple in half to offer part of Dave.]

It's a family thing. You know? Plus my best bro gave me these. Means a lot to me and I like'em.

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[moveslikestrider]

I'm fine. Just took a fall. It's cool.

[roemance]

What sort a' name is Slim Shady.

[moveslikestrider]

The best name, but obviously you can't appreciate it.

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[ghostytrainer]

[Still staying audio on his end for now.]

Bring it.

[Riding high on the Prankster's Gambit right now, there is just no way Dave can beat him at this game. Nope.]

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[hoperaider]

It sounds like I need to start getting prankster lessons from Jane or John for self-defense.

[Hopefully, it doesn't mix with those irony lessons. God, ironic pranking....]

That makes sense. Ben Stiller himself gave the you in my universe his sunglasses, so I was curious, especially given that you have a pretty cool eye color.

[roemance]

It's not ewen slim, it makes no sense.

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[gochuugoku]

[This is a Zorua laughing at Dave's misfortune, not caring to hide it.]

Shishishi!

[She's got something to say to the Pokemon too.]

Good one.

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[melodicnocturne]

You sure? You kinda took a point-blank Crocotackle there.

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[tentacletrainer]

What? Us? Nonsense. Besides, I did at least discourage him once. [[Discourage, not stop.]]

The difference between my hair and yours, Dave, is that I at least look good with longer hair.

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[moveslikestrider]

Prepare for it, Egbert. Gonna hit when you least expect it. [His coolkid meter is so low right now but he will get it back. Just you wait.]