[Video]

[moveslikestrider]

[You know what happens when you give two curious teenagers time to formulate an idea? Trouble.

Lots of it. The video shows Ilex Forest and the back of one Dave Strider as he whistles sharply to the Cranidos beside him. He's not alone there's a Jane Crocker to his left with another Cranidos. There's a thud as their pokemon hit the trees with their heads. At first nothing happens then an angry looking pineco drops out onto the grass.

Dave blinks.] What the tap dancing christ?

Oh! It's a Pokemon we haven't seen before! Let's see.. [She's fishing out her gear while approaching the Pineco, as it's actually really difficult to tell if it's expression is angry or not; it always looks a bit mad, especially compared to the dex image. The sudden glowing is a concern though, that has Jane taking a step back.] What in the --

[Boom. It knocks both of them back, sending Dave butt over heels to slam his back into the grass. The explosion shakes the trees and a ring of Pineco hit the ground. All at once they start to glow and he surges up covering the pokemon and Jane with a curse before the screen goes white.]

Comments

[Audio]

[shippingmath]

I like this guy more and more. No offense to your ass.

[Audio]

[moveslikestrider]

My rump takes no offense. He's a pretty rad dude. [There's a shuffling sound and a hiss of pain before he continues.] Getting back to my hide, I'm kinda glad it's still here. I thought-

[He sighs.] Thought it was going to be pretty nasty too. [Which is why he made the decision to protect Jane.]

[Audio]

[shippingmath]

Yeah. Even if it hadn't been lethal, it could have been pretty fucking bad. Like I said to Jane, take a breather.

[Audio]

[moveslikestrider]

Every plan to do that. Maybe work on some raps or something. [Stupid Pineco rattling his cage.] Actually I think I'll do that. Been long over due.

[Audio]

[shippingmath]

Sounds like a plan. Maybe let me hear it when you're done.

[Audio]

[moveslikestrider]

[There's silence only because Dave stifled a noise of pure glee. Finally, someone wanted to hear his rap. Not only that it's Dirk.]

Yeah sure, I'll let you hear it. Maybe we could trade. Exchange our sick beats.

[Audio]

[shippingmath]

[Dirk will definitely be starting on a rap himself, right now, in order to make sure he has something to bring to this rap session. He doesn't want to disappoint himself.]

I'd be cool with that. Bring your best, bro.

[Audio]

[moveslikestrider]

You know I will. [He makes a pleased little hum and starts to get up.] Next time we meet up or just over the network? Gotta be sure how this is going down.

[Audio]

[shippingmath]

Next time we meet. [In-person rap battle, hell yes.] These sick fires will need to be hand-delivered, and all that.

[Audio]

[moveslikestrider]

Of course they need hand delivered, there's no other way to dish it out. Got to pass it off like we're taking a walk over burning coals. People pass out when we walk by because we're sending out the heat waves before we finally drop that shit. [Hell. Fucking. Yes.]

Might be a while, but you never know.

Re: [Audio]

[shippingmath]

The more time there is, the more epic it'd better be, bro. We'll have some water types on hand to deal with the burns.

[Audio]

[moveslikestrider]

We'll at least have water croc to help us out. If he doesn't bite first.