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[moveslikestrider]

[You know what happens when you give two curious teenagers time to formulate an idea? Trouble.

Lots of it. The video shows Ilex Forest and the back of one Dave Strider as he whistles sharply to the Cranidos beside him. He's not alone there's a Jane Crocker to his left with another Cranidos. There's a thud as their pokemon hit the trees with their heads. At first nothing happens then an angry looking pineco drops out onto the grass.

Dave blinks.] What the tap dancing christ?

Oh! It's a Pokemon we haven't seen before! Let's see.. [She's fishing out her gear while approaching the Pineco, as it's actually really difficult to tell if it's expression is angry or not; it always looks a bit mad, especially compared to the dex image. The sudden glowing is a concern though, that has Jane taking a step back.] What in the --

[Boom. It knocks both of them back, sending Dave butt over heels to slam his back into the grass. The explosion shakes the trees and a ring of Pineco hit the ground. All at once they start to glow and he surges up covering the pokemon and Jane with a curse before the screen goes white.]

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[healium]

Oh but of course, since you can just run me to a hospital for that problem, right? [Puffs out a sigh about that, though his tone still sounding so tense has her trying to give a reassuring smile, dusting her arms off.]

Probably, but I'm more concerned about Dave. He took the brunt of it, after all.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Exactly. I can't do that if you get fucking exploded from headbutting trees and pissing off pine cones.

[He just lets out a sigh.]

Yeah, I know. And it's gonna be your job to make sure he ain't too hurt, since I'm not there to do it. He deserves a cake for this, by the way. You should make him one.

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[healium]

Then I'll refrain from being blown up as often as possible.

Hoohoo, I already planned on baking him something. Perhaps that rainbow cake idea, or maybe apple pie again. He really scarfed down the last one I made.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Good.

Save the rainbow cake for me- that's our thing. Keep it special. You should definitely make him the apple pie, though. Kid's crazy about his apples.

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[healium]

So I've started learning, after making fresh apple juice for breakfast! [But she sounds better, smiling on her end even if he can't see it.] Alright, alright, the rainbow cake is still yours.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Shit. Fresh apple juice? You sure do sound like you're trying to win his heart.

[He smiles at that, too.]

Good.

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[healium]

[That comes with a laugh and she's flushing a little on her end, shaking her head quicker, forgetting again that he can't see a damn thing.] What? No I'm not! I just thought it would taste better made fresh instead of out of the bottle!

[She doesn't see the smile, but she hears it in that word and it makes her giggle gently.] We really need an occasion for that cake, you know.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Riiiight. You're sounding a little defensive there, not sure I believe you or not. It's okay to admit you want him.

And since when d'you need a reason for cake? You should make it first thing when we see each other.

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[healium]

Good god, Bro. Since you adopted me, that makes him my brother!

Hoo hoo, so true. Alright, consider it done the first day we meet.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

That is completely and totally beside the point. It's only incest on a very technical level. Your babies won't be deformed, at least.

Or... couldn't you always just send me cake through the PC? It's pretty goddamn magical like that.

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[moveslikestrider]

Bro what?? You can't just go oh yeah have his kids like that?!

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh come on dude, relax. I wasn't actually telling her to have your babies, just that if you DID have babies, they wouldn't be deformed.

Besides, what's the problem? They'd be pretty babies with the way you two both look.

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[moveslikestrider]

Oh my god. Um, no?? We're friends and yeah I'll admit she's really pretty and adorable but, I'm not even thinking that way??

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Really?

She made you fresh applejuice, Dave. How could you not be thinking that way?

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[moveslikestrider]

I was busy enjoying the sweet gift given into my hands to appreciate.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

How rude.

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[moveslikestrider]

Nah. Rude is giving a friend who already has some romance issues more troubles to her plate. Trying to take her mind off that stuff not complicate her life, Bro.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[He's quiet for a few seconds at that.]

I hate it when you make a point.

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[healium]

The gift of cake must be given in person! [WE'RE NOT DISCUSSING YOU SHIPPING ME WITH YOUR LIL BRO ANYMORE OK and in her honest opinion, those babies would be beautiful no matter what.]

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[They would be pretty babies indeed. In fact, they should definitely talk about that some more.]

I disagree, I wouldn't mind PC cake. Does that mean you won't be sending Dave any cakes through the PC? I think he'd be sad.

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[healium]

I don't know how it would taste the same, it would be all... charged and gross and weird! No! PC cakes are a no for this Crocker! [BRO STAHP]

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[plushaeusrumpified]

I think you're overthinking it! If Pokemon can be send through the PC and still work the same, then cakes should be simple. I really think you should at least consider it. Who knows, PC cakes might even taste better. Dave might like PC cakes.

[... Not gonna stop.]

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[healium]

No. As an excellent baker, it is part of the joy in gifting that makes me want to do it in person. [NO ONE IS GETTING PC CAKES. If she makes a cake for Dave, she will hand it over in person. OKAY BRO?!?] And that is that!

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[He thinks you're getting way too hung up over whether or not PC cakes are better than cakes given in person. Either way, they have frosting and you eat them. Because who the hell eats a cake for anything other than the frosting? No one. At least not him.]

God, you're like a fucking cake extremist. Whatever, whatever. Suit yourself.

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[healium]

I'm a Crocker, what do you expect?