not much going on in dave town im going to be on the way pretty soon going to hang out with dirk then take off because uh they have all this romance stuff and its none of my business snoop is restless most of the eggs i got hatched bagon still needs a week or two to hatch should hatch the moment i get there get a pair of shades ready we got a badass in the wings
soon. as in you HAVENT left yet. ok. sounds legit i guess. hang out with dirk. thats cool. try not to let the romance cooties rub off on you though. if puberty decides to hit then im gonna be simultaneously amused and annoyed. dont go getting crushes on everyone dave. youre aware that were traveling with a woman right? and i gotta say shes a looker. try and keep yourself contained bucko. and ill be damn sure to have a pair ready bro. gex has my only spare but im gonna make a few new pair one of these days. squirtles gotta have a pair too.
haha no dude. come on im giving you more credit than THAT. no. i mean we picked up another woman on the way. named valeria. wait youre bringing the licky chick? seriously? god help us all were all screwed. holy shit.
yeah im bringing licky chick you think this is bad she cant taste colors and smell her surroundings shed be all over trying to lick your eyeballs or something or talking about the candy red under our skin if she was still a troll
can i just ask. why. exactly. youre bringing her. like okay shes interesting and all dont get me wrong. but seriously dave. weirdness aside what the hell do you see in her? im being legit curious here. because shes weird as fuck. and thats coming from me. it aint even the endearing kind of weird. its the obnoxious kind of weird that gets grating after a while. you really wanna subject yourself to that. you really wanna subject ME to that. really?
during the game we saw a lot of each other she could sniff me out and i could see her talked a lot about various shit we were dealing with licking stuff aside were friends i cant just leave her alone while shes stuck like this its stupid this place took her other way of seeing away
normally theres a lot to her shes kicked me out of my own ass enough times that i feel i owe her now but its not just out of obligation this is what we do if i was the one blind shed be doing all she could to help she can be annoying as fuck i agree but youve only seen one side of her
alright dude. i guess im gonna trust you on this one. but i swear to god if she licks me im putting a leash on her. maybe get her a dog house because thats what she reminds me of with all the licking. an over enthusiastic dog.
also i have to ask. considering shes a girl and everything. and you seem to think pretty highly of her. are you two... uh. yknow. a thing.
theres some stuff going on with it she doesnt know from her timeline perspective not stuff im ready to talk about fyi got to sit on it it really doesnt matter here
[Not ready, usually implies Dave is sitting on some shit he's got a decision made on.]
theres everything to be intrigued about. but what im most intrigued about now is the stuff youre not ready to talk about. as in you dont wanna talk about it at all, or just with her? because i want in on these secrets. your hair isnt very big. so you cant fit many in there. let some of em out.
and also why the fuck are you not focused on dating. i mean even if youre not, it doesnt mean you cant still date even if it isnt your focus. you should date. dating is fun. it leads to other fun things.
alright then. i wont pry. it sounds pretty fucking serious. i cant respect that. and i wont push this shit on you then. ill let you work it out in your own time. but just know that im totally rooting for you man. you ever decide you want to get involved with licky chick... well then youve got my blessing. just dont have licky babies and were good.
bro no matter who terezi gets with there would be licky babies its a fact of her existence think she scared or burned her bridge with dirk because of it he appeared in a dreambubble once and she sniffed him out or maybe it just weirds him out which is understandable its kinda creepy but it grows on you
yeah but i mean we cant have any licky babies in the strider family. she can have licky babies with anybody else. just not you. and good on her for weirding him out. suddenly i like her even more.
dude she weirds you out too is it really that surprising hes a bit leary of her and you have no idea the extent of her licky odd times or her nose dave you smell delicious has actually been a thing
well alright yeah she does. but its like youve said im sure shell grow on me. the fact she weird dirk out though thats just awesome. and you cant tell me otherwise. she clearly never smelled your room though. talk about fucking rank.
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im going to be on the way pretty soon
going to hang out with dirk then take off
because uh they have all this romance stuff
and its none of my business
snoop is restless
most of the eggs i got hatched
bagon still needs a week or two to hatch
should hatch the moment i get there
get a pair of shades ready
we got a badass in the wings
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as in you HAVENT left yet.
ok.
sounds legit i guess.
hang out with dirk.
thats cool.
try not to let the romance cooties rub off on you though.
if puberty decides to hit then im gonna be simultaneously amused and annoyed.
dont go getting crushes on everyone dave.
youre aware that were traveling with a woman right?
and i gotta say shes a looker.
try and keep yourself contained bucko.
and ill be damn sure to have a pair ready bro.
gex has my only spare but im gonna make a few new pair one of these days.
squirtles gotta have a pair too.
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besides
it will be my luck terezi and her will take to each other
then im screwed bro
so
screwed
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come on im giving you more credit than THAT.
no.
i mean we picked up another woman on the way.
named valeria.
wait youre bringing the licky chick?
seriously?
god help us all were all screwed.
holy shit.
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you think this is bad
she cant taste colors and smell her surroundings
shed be all over trying to lick your eyeballs or something
or talking about the candy red under our skin if she was still a troll
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why.
exactly.
youre bringing her.
like okay shes interesting and all dont get me wrong.
but seriously dave.
weirdness aside what the hell do you see in her?
im being legit curious here.
because shes weird as fuck.
and thats coming from me.
it aint even the endearing kind of weird.
its the obnoxious kind of weird that gets grating after a while.
you really wanna subject yourself to that.
you really wanna subject ME to that.
really?
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she could sniff me out and i could see her
talked a lot about various shit we were dealing with
licking stuff aside
were friends
i cant just leave her alone while shes stuck like this
its stupid this place took her other way of seeing away
normally theres a lot to her
shes kicked me out of my own ass enough times
that i feel i owe her now
but its not just out of obligation
this is what we do
if i was the one blind shed be doing all she could to help
she can be annoying as fuck i agree
but youve only seen one side of her
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i guess im gonna trust you on this one.
but i swear to god if she licks me im putting a leash on her.
maybe get her a dog house because thats what she reminds me of with all the licking.
an over enthusiastic dog.
also i have to ask.
considering shes a girl and everything.
and you seem to think pretty highly of her.
are you two...
uh.
yknow.
a thing.
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but
i have no idea
it never seemed serious to me??
should talk with her about it at some point
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what do you mean you see
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i have eyes.
and i see what you said.
thats all.
gosh.
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[Really, really fucking intrigued.
And scheming.
Scheming hardcore.]
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[As he dances around the subject like a pro.]
theres some stuff going on with it she doesnt know from her timeline perspective
not stuff im ready to talk about fyi
got to sit on it
it really doesnt matter here
[Not ready, usually implies Dave is sitting on some shit he's got a decision made on.]
bottom line is im not focusing on dating anyone
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but what im most intrigued about now is the stuff youre not ready to talk about.
as in you dont wanna talk about it at all,
or just with her?
because i want in on these secrets.
your hair isnt very big.
so you cant fit many in there.
let some of em out.
and also why the fuck are you not focused on dating.
i mean even if youre not,
it doesnt mean you cant still date even if it isnt your focus.
you should date.
dating is fun.
it leads to other fun things.
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theres a lot to it
all of it stupid but i guess it boils down to
i need time to put it behind me
im not focused on because i dont want to
its just not what im interested in
rather spend time with my friends and family
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i wont pry. it sounds pretty fucking serious.
i cant respect that.
and i wont push this shit on you then.
ill let you work it out in your own time.
but just know that im totally rooting for you man.
you ever decide you want to get involved with licky chick...
well then youve got my blessing.
just dont have licky babies and were good.
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its a fact of her existence
think she scared or burned her bridge with dirk because of it
he appeared in a dreambubble once and she sniffed him out
or maybe it just weirds him out
which is understandable
its kinda creepy but it grows on you
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she can have licky babies with anybody else.
just not you.
and good on her for weirding him out.
suddenly i like her even more.
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is it really that surprising hes a bit leary of her
and you have no idea the extent of her licky odd times
or her nose
dave you smell delicious has actually been a thing
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but its like youve said im sure shell grow on me.
the fact she weird dirk out though thats just awesome.
and you cant tell me otherwise.
she clearly never smelled your room though.
talk about fucking rank.
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hypothetically
lets say she did
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at least you can take comfort in the fact your room aint here.
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i had those set just right
there im still breaking in