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Dave: Get your damn gear.

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hey getting a lot of puns in one sentence is something to celebrate

Maybe! I'm kind of afraid to ask Bro how many variations of 'tsunburn' he can really roll out in one go. Somehow, I doubt that was anywhere close.

[ And he must never know that she's laughing about it. Shhhhh... ]

hahaha
oh come on you know youre dying to know
tsunburns are serious business ok

I guess they're pretty serious. Is there even a treatment for that or do you just have to hope for the best if you get tsunburned?

nope there is no cure
you are marked for life
gotta get on the patch and survive until the next one blasts through

In that case, I feel sorry for your bro.
Then again, maybe not.

bro will be fine
he survives most fires

Is that a Strider trait? It sounds like a Strider trait.

if you already know why would you have to ask
of course it is

I didn't have to and hey, it never hurts to ask.
You Striders don't exactly come with warning labels, Dave!

warning labels are for the weak
just take it all in without a warning and keep going
not that hard

I'd like to think I've done pretty well for myself, actually.
Ah, the joy of Striderships.

[ Striderships... she's using that properly, right? Striders plus friendships equals Striderships, right? Gods, she hopes so. ]

I worry for the rest of the populace, though.

hey whoa no shipping us
we are striderbros
you should worry we will spread like brush fire and the masses will bow down to our glory
or something
i dunno where i was going with that
bottom line is bro does what he wants when he wants
i dont get the guy not precisely anywhere
he is always a mysterious fucker

You'll have to forgive me. I'm still learning the lingo.
It wouldn't surprise me, though.

Really?

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