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moveslikestrider) wrote2030-12-24 03:20 pm
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Dave: Get your damn gear.
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moveslikestrider) wrote2030-12-24 03:20 pm
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
we all sit back and pray at least once a sunday
some men weep at the beauty of the holy verses
others just sigh
depends on the guy but we all call it sacred
and you touched this mighty light while thor wasnt aware you were stroking the handle
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
You may continue doing that.
I just hope you realize that Eridan likely also calls his his "holy wand".
Considering he actually fights with a holy wand.
And yes.
I did.
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
dont tell me that
oh god now i cant stop seeing it
i need bleach
or some other chemical capable of searing that out of my head
also why
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
I told you, dog.
And good luck.
And...
Because?
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
you missed a chance for show and tell
and stop telling me about wands oh my god
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
How thick in hand it was as I gently stroked it, how he whimpered and worried at his lip as I did this, all of those wonderful details?
I had no idea you were that into his dick.
And sorry but wands are sort of my thing, remember?
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
no
stop
no details
i keep telling you im not into dicks
dont even bring my dreams into this either
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
You don't want to hear about how it fit perfectly into the palm of my hand?
How natural it felt to grip his hammer firmly but gentle at the same time?
How positively adorable it is that he hasn't grown any hair down there yet at all?
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
i mean it
stop
its against the bro code to hear about each others dicks ok
bro code
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
Did you know he's hung like a horse?
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
its one of those things i just dont do
especially my bros
stop
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
"John, my handsome stud muffin, he did not go *looking* to see how hung you are."
That will clear everything up.
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
then ill sort him out
oh my god seriously can we get back to the topic
where you tell me that you are pretty sure youre just ready to move to another level with him or something
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
Okay.
Dave, I think I'm ready to get naked in front of your bro.
I'm ready for him to place his hands upon my bosom, exploring the body of his future wife with gentle caresses and curious wandering.
I'm ready to be carried to bed and made love to time and time again.
Until my breath is coming in short pants and my body is tingling with pleasure.
I'm ready to give you a niece or a nephew.
Perhaps two or three, even.
I'm so ready.
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
rose
what did i do
was it the staying up late
was it the eating the last of the cereal
was it drooling on mom in my sleep when we both pass out because shes watching law and oddish
im going to stay single forever
forever
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
You can't!
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
maybe i want to keep my baloney pony pure
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
You need to give me--
...
I...
I get it now...
I finally understand...
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
you understand what
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
Your constant dreams of phallic likeness, the reason you rap about dicks, the reason you draw penises.
I finally understand the reason why you do all of that.
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
no
stop
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
This is important information for anyone wishing to understand you.
And for you to finally understand yourself.
Dave...
The reason you are so obsessed with penises....
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
this isnt an anything
this is just dave saying hes off the market
stop
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
It goes deeper than that.
All of this pent up phallic obsession and a lack of wanting to give your penis to anyone can only really mean one thing.
You have severe sexual narcissistic tendencies.
You are so obsessed with your own penis that you are in love with yourself.
When you dream about penises, you're dreaming about your own.
And your habit of drawing or rapping about them is from the lack of outlet you have to express these feelings.
You can't talk about them with your lover because you *are* your lover.
So you let them out in the only way you know; Your creativity.
It all makes so much sense now.
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
i quit you
no??
i just want to get over shit and focus on the now instead of thinking hm let me complicate my already fucked up life with someone elses problems
because that works so well for me
let me tell you how well
not at all
and i really have no urge to mess around with myself
first way back in like the days before burning meteors
it was dangerous to let your guard down because bro could attack at any time
and two i just dont care??
if i wanted a bit of self love i could have literally got that during the game but ew no??
theres something wrong with that picture and its called dave strider would have to sink to a very low to bang himself
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