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moveslikestrider) wrote2030-12-24 03:20 pm
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Dave: Get your damn gear.
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moveslikestrider) wrote2030-12-24 03:20 pm
December 30th 2013 | text;
I'm having a minor crisis here that kind of probably really needs your input.
And potentially your dragons.
And your person.
For a handful of days.
Are you game for a rescue mission?
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its what i get up for in the morning
i just think to myself man im a knight and im not doing shit i should do shit
then i roll right the fuck back over for more snooze time
whats the deets on our exciting adventure
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Knew I could depend on you.
Ha, remember that best friend I mentioned?
He's in Cherry Grove, and I can't trust him to get here on his own. He'd get horribly lost or maimed or both or kidnapped and experimented on or just kidnapped maybe but the point is he can't be left to his own devices or he'll start chasing his own shadow like a puppy.
It's a problem.
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jade wants to see him too we could take her with us
her energy should cancel his out a bit
maybe
anyway when do you want to start this journey west
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I'm actually not sure if I should be terrified or enthralled by this concept. We'll go for a mix of both.
As soon as possible.
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flying is the fastest it turns days of travel into hours
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Thanks, bro.
How are we gonna do this, though?
If we take Jade that's three down four back, can your dragons handle that?
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well just need to go a little slower
we need to get jake into winter clothes and gear anyway
if youre not used to long hours traveling it can be grueling on the body too
it works out
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The dude's too stupid to use his Cubone to fight and spent his time fleeing from wild 'mon instead, I'm sure he's still sitting in the Pokémon Center shivering in his tiny microshorts.
As Roxy would say in this situation, le sign.
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anyway
has jake ever played pokemon or at least listened to what the npc mom had to say
he never ceases to baffle me
i just dont know how hes survived this long
its like he dazzled anything that wanted a short shorts snack with bullshit
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But Rox is a stubborn creature, she'd never admit that. So she ran with it like it was fully intentional.
I have interesting friends.
Jake? I doubt it. He doesn't understand the meaning of the word listen.
Probably.
That or the forest of hair on his legs.
Or potentially his penny-bouncing ass.
But I figure that's more information than you want.
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its there and he wears shorts you cant not notice like some slow moving trainwreck you have to look once
there is nothing wrong with being stubborn i like to think its our best family trait
or at least moms and mine
we are class a hard headed lets just roll with this perfection
were as you and rose are like scheming generals at the war table plotting your next moves
nothing to see here were just going to conqueror everything in our path its all good
yeah anyway at least here jade isnt part devil dog
or maybe that is a shame because she could have just idk done some teleporting stuff
i have no idea how that even works beyond she probably sometimes barks
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Won't happen again.
That sounds pretty accurate.
I like the concept of being a scheming general at a war table to be honest.
As long as I don't have to wear a pointy hat.
Or shoulder pads.
They make me look square.
Devil dog?
Do I want to know?
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maybe but it probably has no relevance to anything beyond what it did to our session when it got prototyped
the green sun powered first guardian of our universe basically raised her
it was a dog
personally id have taken that demonic beast behind the woodshed and dealt with it
and the only thing pointy i see you wearing is your shades and maybe more blades
idk
and its cool dude not like i havent been tmi before
hard not to when talking about an ex sometimes
i guess
i try not to say much because we had this weird situation where she wasnt an alien here or had dated me
it was weird
he says as he uses the word weird one too many times
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I swear.
Island Nomads.
Jake's a fucking Sasquatch, Jade's... kind of a crazy scientist raised by a dog.
What the fucking fuck, man.
...
I think weird may be an apt word to overuse in these sorts of situations, to be honest.
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nothing about it was ever normal
well ok i think john and jane are the closest to it
but thats deceptive
theyre as weird as the rest of our octad
anyway ill withdraw some extra cash so we can outfit the goof properly
there will be no freezing and falling off dragonback
think he might need a bungie leash in case that happens
not that i think it will but youre the best judge here
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Face it, we're all fucked to New Zealand and back in terms of upbringing and social awareness.
Bungie leash might not be a bad idea, though don't tell him it's a bungie.
He might actually /try/ to jump off dragonback.
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never let john punch you if youre sparring with him
and never ever let him get too close if youre knocked to the ground
just food for thought
hahahaha yeah ill never tell him its bungie
but we might want a kiddie leash for when hes in town
you know the ones that click and draw in some of it when you push a button
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Or get too close while I'm on the ground.
That sounds hella homoerotic though, you sure there's not something you want to share with the class?
Way ahead of you bro.
I'm totally gonna make him one of those leashes where it's an animal-shaped backpack.
He'd probably be tickled fuschia about it.
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i underestimated his raw strength and got my ass served up on a silver platter
thats pretty much all there is to it
hahaha perfect
you can probably train a woobat to herd him via face hugs