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why would i not be willing to chat
i mean aside from those times you make poetry about things i dont like
but youre not doing that right now
yeah i know youre that tall and im five ten
youre catching up a bit
still got a ways to go before were on equal footing

Well usually this is the part where the friend suggesting ways to sleep tells the other 'good luck sleeping, I'll let you go.'
I was just hoping that wouldn't be the case.
Though it's a shame about the poetry.
I was just starting to feel very sesquipedalian and what better way to relieve that than with poetry.
Three inches.
I hope I can catch up.
If we're speaking honestly here.

hey who knows
you just might
i mean look at how tall our parents are theyre like trees in a redwood forest
mom is taller than bro which i think kinda burned his butt a bit but who cares

I believe I would be okay with being taller than you.
I like the idea of being a tower.
Leaning over you.
Using you as an armrest.
Hugging you would be an adventure too.

hey
whoa
i didnt say youd surpass me
just that wed be equals
thats a whole other story dont you think
we could fake being the other to confuse people
things like that

That would be fun, you're right.
Obviously you need to stop growing so I can catch up.
Just for a little while.
It would be glorious if we were the same height.

no its a race now
who will get to their final height first
now obviously its going to be me
but maybe it will be you
well just have to see what happens
speaking of that
hows the trip been
good
bad
oh no baby overboard

Missed opportunities, Dave.
But you are likely right.
You'll hit yours first.
And I will keep growing.
And it's been...oh how should I put this?
Very, *very* good.
;)

Though god don't joke about that.
Do you know how many times we had to catch him?
I was ready to jump in the ocean after him I am not kidding.

i dont understand why you dont just put dj on a leash
they have those things for babies right

glad its been going awesome
spare me the details

You'd be surprised at how difficult it is to find a leash that fits an Omanyte.
I have one of those baby backpacks that he fits in pretty well.

Are you sure?
You don't want to hear about bathing with baby Stella?
Relaxing with Guile?
Impromptu dance sessions on the deck with John?
And...other on the fly decisions with him?

Edited 2014-02-03 04:16 (UTC)

uh no
im good on that front
so long as youre both ok and having a good time i dont need the details

things are pretty chill on this end too
i mean traveling with these guys is different than before
theyre actually all together and i know more
just need teen mom to see the whole group in action

[Dave, can you feel her exasperated sigh?]

Dave, come on.
I'm really excited and happy and need to tell someone about this.
I thought you were going to let me gossip to you.

I'm glad to hear that though.
They aren't causing you any trouble or anything, right?
How is everyone?
I hope every day that Mom will show up soon.

wow can you not tell im screwing with you
tell away

im hurt you think im the one causing trouble
no ive been pretty quiet and just watching them be them
i hang and i talk but cause trouble
nah
theyre all doing ok
its a little awkward at times but i think thats just their dynamic
we had our moments of that before we got here
even when we got here i guess
i dont know what dave one through four did

Edited 2014-02-06 11:21 (UTC)

Of course I can.
Can't you tell when I am teasing you in kind?

[Shut up she totally knew that. Shut up, shut up, shut up.]

Remember a while ago when I mentioned that I may or may not have gotten a handful of John's penis?

And good!
It is integral that the eight of us all get along smashingly.
And really you were the only one I was worried about.
I don't know about you but I love mom and dad.
And Jake and Jane are pretty damn cute.
If you know what I mean. ;)
Kidding aside, I'm glad you're having a good time with them.
Even if you're being quiet and observing them like you would wild Pokemon.
I realize it's really interesting, Dave, but be careful.
You're playing with fire letting them get in touch with their inner Pokemon.

You don't want to know what one through four did.
Or I guess you don't want to know how immature he and I were.
Because I'm looking back on it now and a lot of the fights we got in were because I was being immature.
Mind you, he was being equally as immature.
But.
It's an embarrassing time.
One was the worst but that's when we were youngest so that's probably why.
I felt bad for the ones that followed and had to deal with me.
Moral of the Dave Saga is that we are the best twins around and I couldn't ask for a better brother.
And if you leave again I will drag your specific ass back and skin it.
And I will take my damn time in doing so.
It will be agonizing.
I will do it piece by little piece.
Just a square at a time of skin being cut off your sorry ass.
Just so we're clear.

i cant decide if i want to be touched or horrified
but if you leave ill drag you back
even if i have to find some legendary to do it

hey i dont see anything wrong with my inner pokemon
why not let them get in touch with theirs
wait whats your inner pokemon
or mine wait not mine is some form of a fire poke
not rapidash
dont bring up the cuteness of those two
i see your plan

and uh yeah i remember that talk about the iron giant
why

Likely a healthy mixture of both.
And alright, deal.

You know, before I would have likely said something like Tentacruel.
Or Skitty.
Or something like that.
But I think after certain events here, I'm probably still Yamask deep down somewhere.
You?
Hmm...
I honestly think you would be a Rapidash.
It fits you very well.
But if you're really adverse to that, perhaps a Scyther.

Well, that was back at Mt. Moon.
Christmas Eve, John surprised me with a gift that lead into that happening again, only this time he actually asked me to.
In his own way, of course.
Which is also big, and we can talk about that too.
But that's not what I wanted to tell you.
So on the boat he...wanted to reciprocate.

[What? The line doesn't click...at first.]

[What is she-]

[Oh.]

[How. Does he even answer that.]

glad to see you two are proceeding at your own pace
im going to go ahead and assume youre feeling better
i dont have to be big brother or best friend going yooo get your act together
no youre just fine and dandy and totally chill
awesome
not that im saying fooling with each other is required to have your act together
just so long as both want to it its an awesome thing
yeah

and what so you think i run around while on fire
am i the special unicorn in your eyes

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