☀Dave Strider☀ [TG] turntechGodhead (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
moveslikestrider) wrote2013-05-10 03:57 pm
moveslikestrider) wrote2013-05-10 03:57 pm
[Video] Backdated to Monday.
[The gear clicks on to show someone’s shoes at first. They’re black with steel over the front and one of them taps in a slow rhythm.]
-I’d have been cool with like white, or blue, or some funky color that had to do with the rainbow but attacking my head with neon? Really??
[The view swings up to the familiar rounded shades and flat expression of one Dave Strider. There’s just one noteable difference. His hair is neon pink. There is blaring and then there’s eye searing and from the way he huffs and offers the gear to someone else, he’s not impressed.He will get you back for this.]
[The new face on the screen doesn’t seem any more excited about this, neon green hair falling into her eyes and framing her face. Rose wears an equally flat expression and her eyes glance sideways at her brother.]
Pink isn’t that bad. I mean, compare it to this green? I don’t even have anything that matches this. I’m going to be a walking color clash until I manage to purchase some new clothes. Pink goes well with red though, so I don’t see what you’re complaining about.
Except that I do. I can’t believe this.
[She knows exactly who is responsible. After all, who else could it possibly be? Who was close enough to the two of them to manage to prank them both on the same day? Who would even dare to prank the Strilondes like this other than John?
No one, that’s right.
Rose sets the gear back, so that both siblings can be admired in all of their neon glory.]
[Dave sighs and cards a hand through his hair but, that foot hasn’t stopped tapping. Oh he knows exactly who is responsible. There will be prank war over this. Suddenly, his whole demeanor shifts and he smirks. He covers the gear, but you hear one last thing from him.]
-idea about this.
-I’d have been cool with like white, or blue, or some funky color that had to do with the rainbow but attacking my head with neon? Really??
[The view swings up to the familiar rounded shades and flat expression of one Dave Strider. There’s just one noteable difference. His hair is neon pink. There is blaring and then there’s eye searing and from the way he huffs and offers the gear to someone else, he’s not impressed.
[The new face on the screen doesn’t seem any more excited about this, neon green hair falling into her eyes and framing her face. Rose wears an equally flat expression and her eyes glance sideways at her brother.]
Pink isn’t that bad. I mean, compare it to this green? I don’t even have anything that matches this. I’m going to be a walking color clash until I manage to purchase some new clothes. Pink goes well with red though, so I don’t see what you’re complaining about.
Except that I do. I can’t believe this.
[She knows exactly who is responsible. After all, who else could it possibly be? Who was close enough to the two of them to manage to prank them both on the same day? Who would even dare to prank the Strilondes like this other than John?
No one, that’s right.
Rose sets the gear back, so that both siblings can be admired in all of their neon glory.]
[Dave sighs and cards a hand through his hair but, that foot hasn’t stopped tapping. Oh he knows exactly who is responsible. There will be prank war over this. Suddenly, his whole demeanor shifts and he smirks. He covers the gear, but you hear one last thing from him.]
-idea about this.
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jeez guys, would it have killed you to give us a warning to turn down the contrast before watching this?
i think you may have just blinded me even more than i already was!
now i will have to go to the optometrist all over again, thanks.
[Finally, at long last...the gambit has ratcheted way back up in his favor! Take that, Strilondes, especially you, Rose!]
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this penance for the crime commited upon my normally tame hair
suffer your own prank
that aside well done
obviously this was the gaunlet thrown down to say dave im bored
one up me
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remember that conversation we had that day?
the day when i first found my face assaulted by a heart-nosed sucker bat?
i told you, man i said that wasn't the end.
i warned you about the prankuppance, bro.
i told you, dogg. 8y
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i see
strap yourself in and get ready because its game on
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you say that as though the game has not always been on since basically forever now.
did you forget who you're talking to again?
pranking MASTER.
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you WISH you could pull off a dress as well is i did.
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i see what youre doing there
i will not put on a dress just to prove im better at it
this is not a line im going to cross not for you not for anyone
and dont ask bro about it
ugh no
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my sleeves are not always full of mischievous intentions, promise. just a decent amount of the time.
idk, like maybe 70% on your average day? 95% on april fool's.
but it's ok, like i said it would just be a wasted effort on your part.
you can't rock the lace and the frills, it's ok, we all have things we can't do!
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if you put back on the frills ill find a dress and wear it
well see who works it better
but its ok if you cant risk this dashing hot piece of strider showing you up
totally understand
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i don't think you understand just how many compliments i got while wearing a dress.
you cannot hope to win but i will take you up on the challenge.
we can make a regular runway showdown of it.
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my hips dont lie
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[It will be terrible for absolutely everyone involved.]
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because gotta prepare for that first
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since it's less than a week away now.
alright, you are on.
sunday after mother's day we'll go out dress shopping.
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Your lenses are pretty thick, after all.
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i have now had to replace my glasses with eyepatches, i look utterly ridiculous.
and it's all your fault.
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But haven't you always dreamed of being a pirate?
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i haven't!
i think you are confusing pirate with ghostbuster and the two are nothing alike, rose!!!
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Because I could have sworn you wanted to be a pirate.
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i mean pirates are cool and all but kind of gross and also i would not want to live on a ship.
that sounds basically terrible in basically every way imaginable.
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What a shame.
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did the plan change?
do you have the sudden burning desire to live on a houseboat or something?
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what if it sinks?
then you lose a boat AND your house!