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[The gear clicks on to show someone’s shoes at first. They’re black with steel over the front and one of them taps in a slow rhythm.]

-I’d have been cool with like white, or blue, or some funky color that had to do with the rainbow but attacking my head with neon? Really??

[The view swings up to the familiar rounded shades and flat expression of one Dave Strider. There’s just one noteable difference. His hair is neon pink. There is blaring and then there’s eye searing and from the way he huffs and offers the gear to someone else, he’s not impressed. ~~He will get you back for this.~~]

[The new face on the screen doesn’t seem any more excited about this, neon green hair falling into her eyes and framing her face. Rose wears an equally flat expression and her eyes glance sideways at her brother.]

Pink isn’t that bad. I mean, compare it to this green? I don’t even have anything that matches this. I’m going to be a walking color clash until I manage to purchase some new clothes. Pink goes well with red though, so I don’t see what you’re complaining about.

Except that I do. I can’t believe this.

[She knows exactly who is responsible. After all, who else could it possibly be? Who was close enough to the two of them to manage to prank them both on the same day? Who would even dare to prank the Strilondes like this other than John?

No one, that’s right.

Rose sets the gear back, so that both siblings can be admired in all of their neon glory.]

[Dave sighs and cards a hand through his hair but, that foot hasn’t stopped tapping. Oh he knows exactly who is responsible. There will be prank war over this. Suddenly, his whole demeanor shifts and he smirks. He covers the gear, but you hear one last thing from him.]

-idea about this.

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Oh come on, when you say it like that you have to rate the badness. Is it a holy shit you look like a ronald mc donald reject or a clown had fun all over you head? Give me a little more to go on here.

Uh, okay.

It looks like you got drunk one night at a carnival and was inducted into the brotherhood of clowns while drunk. You have bright the hair, they just didn't get to get to the makeup and red nose before the police busted in to break up cult activity.

[Eugh, clowns.]

Edited (DAMMIT WORDS) 2013-05-12 14:34 (UTC)

You have brightened the world with this description. Well done. [He laughs too. Because yes, that's it exactly. Though ugh clowns.] It's further proof I was pranked. I am not down with the clown in any way, shape, or form. Ever.

Well good. I'm completely serious when I say that clowns are evil.

[The fact that she can say that with a straight face...backs it up. Holy crap what sort of clowns has this girl met.]

That being said, you'd better have retribution planned for whoever did this. One dumb prank deserves another.

Course I do. Wouldn't call clowns evil, just disturbing and annoying. You know, like puppets. The soulless look was out years ago.

The last clown I ever interacted with tried to eat my soul.

[STILL SUPER SERIOUS.]

Or make a balloon animal out of it. Either way it involved ripping it out.

...yeah never visiting your universe. Ever. You might want to avoid Drifloon too, just an fyi warning for you. Your dex will tell you what it does.

That'd be a good idea, yeah.

[Not that she knows how he'd be able to "visit" it in the first place, but she wouldn't wish a fate like that on anyone regardless.]

Drifloon? [And she takes a moment to look it up, scrolling through the page her eyebrows very...slowly...raise.]

...Oh. Oh. I didn't know Ghost types did things like that. Yeesh.

Read through most of the ghost types, they all have weird legends like that. Who knows if they're true or not. Seems like the crap they feed you as a reason not to stick your fingers in something dangerous.

Or to obey your parents.

[Which she snorts at. Pfft, obeying your parents, right.]

...My parents aren't here, though, so by that logic I'd never run into some of these. Myths are so silly.

[Obeying parents. His experience with that was...very different. Bro pretty much let him screw himself up until it became life threatening, then stepped in.] Nah, parents put it as 'don't do this', or 'don't do that'. Why's are usually met with 'I said so'.

[Or in Strider house, it's Bro leaning on the doorframe going I warned you.]

...My dad cries and says "because I love you."

[Wow, he's kind of a wuss.]

Sounds like a guy more open about his feelings than some of us. [He shrugs and messes with his hair.] Shit, this better not be permanent.

He's an idiot.

[BLUNT.]

And it's probably not. If it was the type of dye that doesn't wash out, it'd have taken a long time to put it in your hair in the first place, and...I think you would have woken up before your prankster finished, too.

So it's just wash the hell out of my hair until this stuff comes out. Out of blond hair. [Oh this will be beautiful. Not.]

From one blond to another--give it two or three washes with warm water and make sure to condition your hair accordingly so it stays healthy. As for what sort of shampoo to use, it should be really strong shampoos like an anti-dandruff one. Heck, you could probably get a product that's actually made for taking out dye if you've got a boutique nearby.

Ok, that makes this easier to deal with. We're in a major city so it won't be too hard to get that stuff.

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