[So long as you don't slip those $$$ into his pants, everything is gold.

Magical shit all up in here.]

Pfft, no. You can ping me whenever. We're bros and that means I'm always on call.

[He stretches one leg out and winces, popping off his shoe because damn it.]

Speaking of living, I feel like I could eat a whole Burger King, shitty window ads and all.