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moveslikestrider) wrote2013-06-20 09:03 pm
moveslikestrider) wrote2013-06-20 09:03 pm
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ugh shit my head feels like it got smashed up against a couple of walls
if this is what a hangover feels like that noise can skip right off somewhere
i dont even care where just somewhere??
ahahaha that was not a witty sentence at all
f minus for dave strider and his attempts to sort himself out
speaking of that why does it feel like im in a vice thats
[There's a rustling sound from the gear followed by a sharp inhale of breath.]
is this for real seriously
i cant even decide what to think about this because im not getting enough air in this two sizes too small shirt get up
i mean it makes my ass look incredible
this is so stupid i cant even lift a leg without my pants threatening to give up the ghost
who the hell decided to shrink my sweet gear thats just a traversity
well its not exactly sweet its something out of a renaissance fair
how the fuck am i going to get out of this stuff its pasted onto me like glue
who the hell would do that though that just seems dumber than spending all this time remarking about this
[There's a growl that echoes before Dave keeps going.]
what oh hey
i remember you
feels like its been a year since we shared the sky together and went darting around like we lost our minds
why did i give you shades that just seems so dumb in retrospect like trying to pay homage to something when the real deal is around
but between you and me this doesnt feel like my life anymore
i couldnt really believe it when i had it because its so picture perfect straight out of some fantasy a lonely guy might have
--RRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- wait what the fuck?
[Dave's soliloquy about his ill-fitting clothes is brought to an abrupt halt by the tail end of a very loud, very aggravated shout. It might be hard to tell exactly who the voice belongs to at first, since it can be a little difficult to judge nonsensical yelling. But once he starts speaking, it becomes clear that the voice belongs to John Egbert.]
Where the hell am I? [A slight pause, during which time we can only assume that John takes survey of his surroundings and discovers...] DAVE!!!! Oh my god, it's great to finally see you again! Wherever here is!
[There's an array of vague bumping, stumbling, and rustling noises that we're going to assume is John getting out of his own bed and moving over to Dave's. Because that's exactly what it is. Unfortunately, he still doesn't seem to have remembered how to use his indoor voice because he's still kind of yelling.]
I missed you so mu-- where are my sweet god tier pajamas? What the hell is this, it doesn't even fit!!!
[There's a sound almost like laughter but it's a bit muffled.]
ok ok lets remember not to bellow like some beast
were in a hospital here
what if you woke some poor old lady or something
Why are we in a hospital...?
[It's quieter, but...ultimately, not enough. Because before Dave gets the chance to answer another growl can be heard, but it's decidedly not of the Pokemon race.]
Jesus fucking Christ will the two of you SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
[It sounds like something fluffy and soft hit at least one of them at a rather high velocity followed by a second one and then more from the now recognizable voice of Rose Lalonde.]
I swear to god neither of you know how the fuck to be quiet do you? Is that a hard concept? I thought not but apparently you both still know how to surprise me! Jesus fuck my head feels like it's splitting open ugh. Fucking asinine Skaia-vexing addlepates I swear to GOD.
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if this is what a hangover feels like that noise can skip right off somewhere
i dont even care where just somewhere??
ahahaha that was not a witty sentence at all
f minus for dave strider and his attempts to sort himself out
speaking of that why does it feel like im in a vice thats
[There's a rustling sound from the gear followed by a sharp inhale of breath.]
is this for real seriously
i cant even decide what to think about this because im not getting enough air in this two sizes too small shirt get up
i mean it makes my ass look incredible
this is so stupid i cant even lift a leg without my pants threatening to give up the ghost
who the hell decided to shrink my sweet gear thats just a traversity
well its not exactly sweet its something out of a renaissance fair
how the fuck am i going to get out of this stuff its pasted onto me like glue
who the hell would do that though that just seems dumber than spending all this time remarking about this
[There's a growl that echoes before Dave keeps going.]
what oh hey
i remember you
feels like its been a year since we shared the sky together and went darting around like we lost our minds
why did i give you shades that just seems so dumb in retrospect like trying to pay homage to something when the real deal is around
but between you and me this doesnt feel like my life anymore
i couldnt really believe it when i had it because its so picture perfect straight out of some fantasy a lonely guy might have
--RRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- wait what the fuck?
[Dave's soliloquy about his ill-fitting clothes is brought to an abrupt halt by the tail end of a very loud, very aggravated shout. It might be hard to tell exactly who the voice belongs to at first, since it can be a little difficult to judge nonsensical yelling. But once he starts speaking, it becomes clear that the voice belongs to John Egbert.]
Where the hell am I? [A slight pause, during which time we can only assume that John takes survey of his surroundings and discovers...] DAVE!!!! Oh my god, it's great to finally see you again! Wherever here is!
[There's an array of vague bumping, stumbling, and rustling noises that we're going to assume is John getting out of his own bed and moving over to Dave's. Because that's exactly what it is. Unfortunately, he still doesn't seem to have remembered how to use his indoor voice because he's still kind of yelling.]
I missed you so mu-- where are my sweet god tier pajamas? What the hell is this, it doesn't even fit!!!
[There's a sound almost like laughter but it's a bit muffled.]
ok ok lets remember not to bellow like some beast
were in a hospital here
what if you woke some poor old lady or something
Why are we in a hospital...?
[It's quieter, but...ultimately, not enough. Because before Dave gets the chance to answer another growl can be heard, but it's decidedly not of the Pokemon race.]
Jesus fucking Christ will the two of you SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
[It sounds like something fluffy and soft hit at least one of them at a rather high velocity followed by a second one and then more from the now recognizable voice of Rose Lalonde.]
I swear to god neither of you know how the fuck to be quiet do you? Is that a hard concept? I thought not but apparently you both still know how to surprise me! Jesus fuck my head feels like it's splitting open ugh. Fucking asinine Skaia-vexing addlepates I swear to GOD.
[ooc: Translation with no colors: here.]
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If you'd like it better, I could just refrain from speaking to you entirely.
[ after a pause and is that relief? yeah, that's definitely relief. ]
About fucking time too. I wallow enough in my failures as is. Didn't really need to relive some of that embarrassment here, thanks.
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Magical shit all up in here.]
Pfft, no. You can ping me whenever. We're bros and that means I'm always on call.
[He stretches one leg out and winces, popping off his shoe because damn it.]
Speaking of living, I feel like I could eat a whole Burger King, shitty window ads and all.
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First order of business is re-obtaining some walkie talkies. I know you'll mourn the loss of the crab communicator, but alas. Sacrifices have to be made here.
[ but don't comment on the chair. B| ]
Feeling that sort of ravaging hunger is completely normal. I also find that a double bacon cheeseburger is the perfect cure for it.
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[He starts to grin a bit at the mention of walkie-talkies.] What, you haven't already gotten a pair? I'm touched you waited for me. It's all warm in my feels cavity.
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[ ROLLING EYES INTO FOREVER DAVE. ]
Now tell me, Dave, if I were to have come to you previously with a walkie-talkie you wouldn't you have stared at me like I lost my think pan? It would have lost all meaning to it.
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[He just laughs, shaking his head a bit.] There are somethings you can go wrong on with bacon. The double bacon cheeseburger is so not one of those terrible travesties.
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[ das gay, Karkat. stahp. ]
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[These two are the dumbest losers.]
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Could cram your protein chute on the way to get this business wrapped up.
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And you were in a coma. Same thing, basically.
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No one wants to see a naked Strider streaking in the sunlight. They might go blind from the glare of your ass.
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So yeah, no streaking going on here.
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Can your legs move as fast as your mouth when running?
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[Let's see how long it takes Karkat to get that joke.]
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I thought we were going for a different greasy food here.
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[ though even as he's asking, he's getting his shit together and heading off to the first burger joint in range. ]
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[He's walking after him with his hands in his pockets.]
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[ ...and Karkat hopes he said that right. but for now. they are going to McKrabby's Bar and Grill oh yiiissss. ]
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