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ugh shit my head feels like it got smashed up against a couple of walls
if this is what a hangover feels like that noise can skip right off somewhere
i dont even care where just somewhere??
ahahaha that was not a witty sentence at all
f minus for dave strider and his attempts to sort himself out
speaking of that why does it feel like im in a vice thats
[There's a rustling sound from the gear followed by a sharp inhale of breath.]
is this for real seriously
i cant even decide what to think about this because im not getting enough air in this two sizes too small shirt get up
i mean it makes my ass look incredible
this is so stupid i cant even lift a leg without my pants threatening to give up the ghost
who the hell decided to shrink my sweet gear thats just a traversity
well its not exactly sweet its something out of a renaissance fair
how the fuck am i going to get out of this stuff its pasted onto me like glue
who the hell would do that though that just seems dumber than spending all this time remarking about this
[There's a growl that echoes before Dave keeps going.]
what oh hey
i remember you
feels like its been a year since we shared the sky together and went darting around like we lost our minds
why did i give you shades that just seems so dumb in retrospect like trying to pay homage to something when the real deal is around
but between you and me this doesnt feel like my life anymore
i couldnt really believe it when i had it because its so picture perfect straight out of some fantasy a lonely guy might have

--RRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- wait what the fuck?

[Dave's soliloquy about his ill-fitting clothes is brought to an abrupt halt by the tail end of a very loud, very aggravated shout. It might be hard to tell exactly who the voice belongs to at first, since it can be a little difficult to judge nonsensical yelling. But once he starts speaking, it becomes clear that the voice belongs to John Egbert.]

Where the hell am I? [A slight pause, during which time we can only assume that John takes survey of his surroundings and discovers...] DAVE!!!! Oh my god, it's great to finally see you again! Wherever here is!

[There's an array of vague bumping, stumbling, and rustling noises that we're going to assume is John getting out of his own bed and moving over to Dave's. Because that's exactly what it is. Unfortunately, he still doesn't seem to have remembered how to use his indoor voice because he's still kind of yelling.]

I missed you so mu-- where are my sweet god tier pajamas? What the hell is this, it doesn't even fit!!!

[There's a sound almost like laughter but it's a bit muffled.]
ok ok lets remember not to bellow like some beast
were in a hospital here
what if you woke some poor old lady or something

Why are we in a hospital...?

[It's quieter, but...ultimately, not enough. Because before Dave gets the chance to answer another growl can be heard, but it's decidedly not of the Pokemon race.]

Jesus fucking Christ will the two of you SHUT THE FUCK UP?!

[It sounds like something fluffy and soft hit at least one of them at a rather high velocity followed by a second one and then more from the now recognizable voice of Rose Lalonde.]

I swear to god neither of you know how the fuck to be quiet do you? Is that a hard concept? I thought not but apparently you both still know how to surprise me! Jesus fuck my head feels like it's splitting open ugh. Fucking asinine Skaia-vexing addlepates I swear to GOD.

[ooc: Translation with no colors: here.]

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Hey. Yeah, it was new memory time. Apparently we all got knocked with the coma mallet and left somewhere like bodies in a ditch. Who moved us to the hospital? It's not like it's that life threatening.

Wait. This is a poke center. Okay, that's slightly less worrying. What the fuck happened while we were out?

Edited 2013-06-21 01:35 (UTC)

I don't know! I'm still in Johto, but I assume one of our Kanto friends might have helped you. Perhaps Mom or Bro? Are they still with you? [ CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF OTHER TRAVEL PARTIES. ]

Oh! You are up one space player, basically. [ ...AND...DOWN ONE MIND PLAYER... ] We traded a few people around, I guess. Sollux is all the way over in Kanto, by the way.

Oh so we're growing in- wait. Traded. What do you mean by that?

[ Briefly debating it, but: ]

I'm the only FLARPer here, again.

[ 8C ]

A space player for a mind player.

[There's a long moment of silence.]

Oh.

[ She expected that. ]

Did John shrink your things or did someone else do so? Is this another prank?

[ changing the topic unless he expresses a desire to talk about Terezi, honestly. She won't push it. ]

Nah. I experienced a whole year back home, so when I woke up I guess it all was applied here. Now my shit doesn't fit.

[He will just deal with the tz loss on his own.]

We were pretty near in terms of time, weren't we? Before you went to sleep?

[ Or is she mixing this shit up. Aradia feels like if nothing else, she and Dave are sort of obligated to have a handle on time points. ]

Yeah, we were pretty much spinning in the same circle on the time board. I'm way ahead now. We made it.

[Jade isn't crazy here is she? Tell him she's a little bit sane.] Jade say what point she's at?

Well, drat. You'll just have to catch me up sometime! Although I'm glad you made it! I knew you would.

[ But it's still nice to hear confirmation. ]

I am fairly certain she just met Jake and Jane! She was asking after them, and wondering why Jake didn't have on any pants. I would say I'm also curious, but if I'm remembering right he's a Prince, so he might have gone god tier? They don't have pants, actually.

[ ...the things you learn in dream bubbles... ]

He didn't have any what.

Pants! Apparently. I mean, he could have gone god tier - have you never seen a god tier Prince? I can sketch out the outfit for you - but it being Jake he could also just have lost his pants???

[ ...She has such a high opinion of Jake. SHE IS FOND OF HIM, BUT... ]

Wait, wait. Isn't kidbro the prince? I remember him saying something about that here.

- I meant the Page, whoops!

Princes have the poofy pants, Pages have no pants. Right!

[ THAT'S SORTED.

why is she discussing this though. ]

Ok, so we've established where Jade is. I'm from probably after that. [When she went flipping off the handle and did a double axle into the abyss.]

Anything I need to know about?

I have no damn clue. I didn't get to figure out what was going on before I was ported like a loser somewhere else.

Well then. I think we need to work on mysterious non-answers, Dave. So that no one realizes how little we actually know right now!

[ she's not being serious. ]

Awesome, we'll call this plan what we totally know what's going on. Easiest non-answer in the book is we made it. If you got any others just toss them suckers right into the pile. We'll shuffle them all around like we're picking names out of a hat.

[Neither is he.]

If anyone thinks we don't know what's going on, they're just confused! Obviously we have this under control. On lockdown, even! That's the phrase, right?

That's right. Reference secured, I'll high five you next time I see you. Will not forget because this needs to be officialized. We are on the handle and tight with the facts.

It will be the best high five ever!! And it may come sooner than you think, since we've just got one city to go. I think that should at least make it easier to meet up for a day!

Okay, that's the most awesome idea I ever heard. We have to do this. Then we'll go get Jade, us being the human players of our session. Unless you want to come too. Meet her properly because I think you'd get along if you're not already.

We met once in a dreambubble back home, and I met her a few times here...but this Jade doesn't remember any of those times, so! I'd love to meet her properly! Kanaya and I were a little to far out to go back and see her, especially since I thought she'd prefer to hit Kanto.

Yeah, she's coming to us. We're going to pick her up once we get ourselves sorted and shit. Still, all of us seem to be heading for the same direction. It's pretty cool.

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