moveslikestrider

ugh shit my head feels like it got smashed up against a couple of walls
if this is what a hangover feels like that noise can skip right off somewhere
i dont even care where just somewhere??
ahahaha that was not a witty sentence at all
f minus for dave strider and his attempts to sort himself out
speaking of that why does it feel like im in a vice thats
[There's a rustling sound from the gear followed by a sharp inhale of breath.]
is this for real seriously
i cant even decide what to think about this because im not getting enough air in this two sizes too small shirt get up
i mean it makes my ass look incredible
this is so stupid i cant even lift a leg without my pants threatening to give up the ghost
who the hell decided to shrink my sweet gear thats just a traversity
well its not exactly sweet its something out of a renaissance fair
how the fuck am i going to get out of this stuff its pasted onto me like glue
who the hell would do that though that just seems dumber than spending all this time remarking about this
[There's a growl that echoes before Dave keeps going.]
what oh hey
i remember you
feels like its been a year since we shared the sky together and went darting around like we lost our minds
why did i give you shades that just seems so dumb in retrospect like trying to pay homage to something when the real deal is around
but between you and me this doesnt feel like my life anymore
i couldnt really believe it when i had it because its so picture perfect straight out of some fantasy a lonely guy might have

--RRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- wait what the fuck?

[Dave's soliloquy about his ill-fitting clothes is brought to an abrupt halt by the tail end of a very loud, very aggravated shout. It might be hard to tell exactly who the voice belongs to at first, since it can be a little difficult to judge nonsensical yelling. But once he starts speaking, it becomes clear that the voice belongs to John Egbert.]

Where the hell am I? [A slight pause, during which time we can only assume that John takes survey of his surroundings and discovers...] DAVE!!!! Oh my god, it's great to finally see you again! Wherever here is!

[There's an array of vague bumping, stumbling, and rustling noises that we're going to assume is John getting out of his own bed and moving over to Dave's. Because that's exactly what it is. Unfortunately, he still doesn't seem to have remembered how to use his indoor voice because he's still kind of yelling.]

I missed you so mu-- where are my sweet god tier pajamas? What the hell is this, it doesn't even fit!!!

[There's a sound almost like laughter but it's a bit muffled.]
ok ok lets remember not to bellow like some beast
were in a hospital here
what if you woke some poor old lady or something

Why are we in a hospital...?

[It's quieter, but...ultimately, not enough. Because before Dave gets the chance to answer another growl can be heard, but it's decidedly not of the Pokemon race.]

Jesus fucking Christ will the two of you SHUT THE FUCK UP?!

[It sounds like something fluffy and soft hit at least one of them at a rather high velocity followed by a second one and then more from the now recognizable voice of Rose Lalonde.]

I swear to god neither of you know how the fuck to be quiet do you? Is that a hard concept? I thought not but apparently you both still know how to surprise me! Jesus fuck my head feels like it's splitting open ugh. Fucking asinine Skaia-vexing addlepates I swear to GOD.

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Your space player! Jade!

[ She's ignoring the grumbling. ]

Can I ask what you remember? Or, rather, that you tell me later on after you're situated. If I recall correctly we were fairly near in terms of temporal points before you passed out, so if you remember anything, it's probably new to me.

Jade? Alright, that is pretty important. I'll have to call her later.

[[She groans a little. Thinking hurts, Aradia.]]

Lots of drinking, lots of dumb shit, and a really awesome mayor who put me in charge of can town.

Yep! I advised her to head over to Kanto, since I assumed you would want to travel with her and she with you, rather than absorbing her into our sect...

[ ...There's a small laugh from her side. ]

I see! Well, catch me up on details later. I'm happy to hear the mayor is doing well.

[ compared to you know when he was dying on the meteor that was kinda sad although she's not familiar with him at all. ]

We could pick her up then maybe. That's cool at least. [[Sigh. She shifts, rubbing her head. Aradia can't see it, but she can probably hear it.]]

Yeah. Later. And he's doing great. Everyone loves him.

It is! I thought you'd at least like to hear the good news straight away.

[ She does hear it, and feels a bit sympathetic. Although...why is Rose drinking (?) in the future? ]

Other than that, it's been fairly quiet here.

Quiet is good. It should keep being quiet. [[Reasons, Aradia.

Reasons.]]

...Did something bad happen back home, or...?

[ reasons like what, Rose? ]

My head just hurts. That's all.

[[Just...reasons!!!]]

Well, I hope you feel better soon! Maybe you should take a nap?

Thanks, and yeah. I'm thinking about it. I wonder if I can fall asleep after that week though.

Hmmm. If nothing else, maybe have a pokemon use Sing? It may do you some good.

At least you and Dave are much less confused than John! His luck really is horrendous.

...I hadn't thought of that. And yes, that's true.

Then you're welcome in advance!!

From my estimation, he's got several years into this bargain, hasn't he? Did you know we apparently met? And he found me unsettling!

[ SHE'S NOT THAT UNSETTLING IS SHE ROSE. ]

Ah, I didn't know that. He hasn't told me anything yet, so...I don't know why he'd find you unsettling.

Apparently I told him I thought it would be interesting to see what happened when everything blew up!

I don't see how that's unsettling.

[ ...

well she doesn't. ]

[[...]]

It could be the fact that everything blowing up would likely kill everyone too.

Oh, I don't think so! We're fairly hard to kill as a group.

Permanently, anyway.

Still, no one wants to die at all, usually. Even if I am an almost immortal, semi-omniscient god now and that is certainly a handy feature, I would have much preferred to stay alive to dying so I could become this.

Haha, I would say the same, but I was already dead before I ascended! Shenanigans.

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