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moveslikestrider) wrote2013-06-20 09:03 pm
moveslikestrider) wrote2013-06-20 09:03 pm
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ugh shit my head feels like it got smashed up against a couple of walls
if this is what a hangover feels like that noise can skip right off somewhere
i dont even care where just somewhere??
ahahaha that was not a witty sentence at all
f minus for dave strider and his attempts to sort himself out
speaking of that why does it feel like im in a vice thats
[There's a rustling sound from the gear followed by a sharp inhale of breath.]
is this for real seriously
i cant even decide what to think about this because im not getting enough air in this two sizes too small shirt get up
i mean it makes my ass look incredible
this is so stupid i cant even lift a leg without my pants threatening to give up the ghost
who the hell decided to shrink my sweet gear thats just a traversity
well its not exactly sweet its something out of a renaissance fair
how the fuck am i going to get out of this stuff its pasted onto me like glue
who the hell would do that though that just seems dumber than spending all this time remarking about this
[There's a growl that echoes before Dave keeps going.]
what oh hey
i remember you
feels like its been a year since we shared the sky together and went darting around like we lost our minds
why did i give you shades that just seems so dumb in retrospect like trying to pay homage to something when the real deal is around
but between you and me this doesnt feel like my life anymore
i couldnt really believe it when i had it because its so picture perfect straight out of some fantasy a lonely guy might have
--RRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- wait what the fuck?
[Dave's soliloquy about his ill-fitting clothes is brought to an abrupt halt by the tail end of a very loud, very aggravated shout. It might be hard to tell exactly who the voice belongs to at first, since it can be a little difficult to judge nonsensical yelling. But once he starts speaking, it becomes clear that the voice belongs to John Egbert.]
Where the hell am I? [A slight pause, during which time we can only assume that John takes survey of his surroundings and discovers...] DAVE!!!! Oh my god, it's great to finally see you again! Wherever here is!
[There's an array of vague bumping, stumbling, and rustling noises that we're going to assume is John getting out of his own bed and moving over to Dave's. Because that's exactly what it is. Unfortunately, he still doesn't seem to have remembered how to use his indoor voice because he's still kind of yelling.]
I missed you so mu-- where are my sweet god tier pajamas? What the hell is this, it doesn't even fit!!!
[There's a sound almost like laughter but it's a bit muffled.]
ok ok lets remember not to bellow like some beast
were in a hospital here
what if you woke some poor old lady or something
Why are we in a hospital...?
[It's quieter, but...ultimately, not enough. Because before Dave gets the chance to answer another growl can be heard, but it's decidedly not of the Pokemon race.]
Jesus fucking Christ will the two of you SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
[It sounds like something fluffy and soft hit at least one of them at a rather high velocity followed by a second one and then more from the now recognizable voice of Rose Lalonde.]
I swear to god neither of you know how the fuck to be quiet do you? Is that a hard concept? I thought not but apparently you both still know how to surprise me! Jesus fuck my head feels like it's splitting open ugh. Fucking asinine Skaia-vexing addlepates I swear to GOD.
[ooc: Translation with no colors: here.]
if this is what a hangover feels like that noise can skip right off somewhere
i dont even care where just somewhere??
ahahaha that was not a witty sentence at all
f minus for dave strider and his attempts to sort himself out
speaking of that why does it feel like im in a vice thats
[There's a rustling sound from the gear followed by a sharp inhale of breath.]
is this for real seriously
i cant even decide what to think about this because im not getting enough air in this two sizes too small shirt get up
i mean it makes my ass look incredible
this is so stupid i cant even lift a leg without my pants threatening to give up the ghost
who the hell decided to shrink my sweet gear thats just a traversity
well its not exactly sweet its something out of a renaissance fair
how the fuck am i going to get out of this stuff its pasted onto me like glue
who the hell would do that though that just seems dumber than spending all this time remarking about this
[There's a growl that echoes before Dave keeps going.]
what oh hey
i remember you
feels like its been a year since we shared the sky together and went darting around like we lost our minds
why did i give you shades that just seems so dumb in retrospect like trying to pay homage to something when the real deal is around
but between you and me this doesnt feel like my life anymore
i couldnt really believe it when i had it because its so picture perfect straight out of some fantasy a lonely guy might have
--RRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- wait what the fuck?
[Dave's soliloquy about his ill-fitting clothes is brought to an abrupt halt by the tail end of a very loud, very aggravated shout. It might be hard to tell exactly who the voice belongs to at first, since it can be a little difficult to judge nonsensical yelling. But once he starts speaking, it becomes clear that the voice belongs to John Egbert.]
Where the hell am I? [A slight pause, during which time we can only assume that John takes survey of his surroundings and discovers...] DAVE!!!! Oh my god, it's great to finally see you again! Wherever here is!
[There's an array of vague bumping, stumbling, and rustling noises that we're going to assume is John getting out of his own bed and moving over to Dave's. Because that's exactly what it is. Unfortunately, he still doesn't seem to have remembered how to use his indoor voice because he's still kind of yelling.]
I missed you so mu-- where are my sweet god tier pajamas? What the hell is this, it doesn't even fit!!!
[There's a sound almost like laughter but it's a bit muffled.]
ok ok lets remember not to bellow like some beast
were in a hospital here
what if you woke some poor old lady or something
Why are we in a hospital...?
[It's quieter, but...ultimately, not enough. Because before Dave gets the chance to answer another growl can be heard, but it's decidedly not of the Pokemon race.]
Jesus fucking Christ will the two of you SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
[It sounds like something fluffy and soft hit at least one of them at a rather high velocity followed by a second one and then more from the now recognizable voice of Rose Lalonde.]
I swear to god neither of you know how the fuck to be quiet do you? Is that a hard concept? I thought not but apparently you both still know how to surprise me! Jesus fuck my head feels like it's splitting open ugh. Fucking asinine Skaia-vexing addlepates I swear to GOD.
[ooc: Translation with no colors: here.]
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But no, okay I am not actually mad at you, sorry. Well... okay maybe a little bit, because it would have been nice to go help rescue Jake and Jane and not be left alone on the weird grassy planet full of Stonehenges. [Do you have any idea how bored he was?] But I am mostly glad that you are here. Like... really glad. It's kind of weird because I am happier than I rightly should be even though I am also sort of simultaneously mad and I don't fully understand why I feel like this.
[Because part of him remembers that you've been gone for two months and BOY IS THAT PART GLAD YOU'RE BACK. Now if only the rest of his brain would catch up.]
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Hi.
[What is this, an AA meeting??]
I arrived in this place a few days ago, after saving Jake and Jane in our session. With me so far? Okay, then Aradia informed me of the fact that you were all here as well and have been for a while, but at the moment you were in "memory comas."
Reach deep, young Padajawn, you know the memories to be true!
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[But then...]
P-pfftt...
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[And he just...keeps going. All this laughing.]
P-Padajawn, fuck!!! AHAHAHAHA! Jade, I love you oh my god, AHAHAHAHA!! [Snort.] FUCKAHAHEHEHE...!!
[John it really wasn't that funny, okay? You're like having a mental breakdown here or something.]
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Uh...John?
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[Any second now.]
[Okay, there we go. Calming back down and doing the deep breath thing.]
Hoooooo... okay. Sorry I just... that was a good one and I'm just really glad you're back, okay? Even if for me it's really only been like a couple of hours since I last saw you.
We're good now though. It's all good. So how many days ago is "a few," exactly?
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[John are you losing your edge as Mister Funnyman.]
I arrived on the 17th of June and took the ferry on Aradia's suggestion to Kanto. That trip took three days, so all in all I've been here about four days now.
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Oh wow. Okay so you're in... Pallet Town now, right? I want to say that's where the ferry lets off. Sorry we weren't awake to say hi. Man, talk about timing. We could have flown over to Pallet and waited for you!
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